Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

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  1. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    It feels like I'm kissing your father
     
  2. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    This reminds me of our first date when we went out for sushi
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Is my nose bleeding?
     
  4. kzf68xC8

    kzf68xC8 Member

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    How did this chewed gum get in here?
     
  5. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Oh--reminds me-I'm going clamming this saturday.
     
  6. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    "It looks just like your mums"
     
  7. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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  8. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    "What do they call those things Synchronized Swimmers put on their nose?"
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    "I just saved money by switching to Geiko"
     
  10. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    youve got the biggest pussy in the world
     
  11. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Did you fart.....:)
     
  12. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    ...the deep dark pit of no return....
     
  13. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    When was the last time you trimmed the ole boosh.....:)
     
  14. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    Can I go get some peanut butter?
     
  15. deleted

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    this looks green..
     
  16. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Hold your fire!
     
  17. O.D.T.

    O.D.T. Member

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    this tastes like my ex's......
     
  18. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    tastes like wild hickory nuts....:)
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    what would Jesus do?
     
  20. deleted

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    i see a light in at the end of the tunnel..
     

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