Worst Thing To Say While Giving Head

Reaches into pants, scratches hair, digs around, then exclaims 'ha! I caught one!'

 

hey...aren't you ______________ from hipforums?



:ack2:

 

cum already !

 

keep the tip

 

Ahhhh! That's soothed that burning thrush itch...

 

Did you fart?....;-)

 

You couldnt taste that cream, could you?

 

"You know who you taste like?"

 

1 this is how your mom said you like it
2 the last time I smelled this I had to be treated for syphilis
3 its 50 dollars more for each additional 5 min
4 dr told me my warts are contagious via oral, should we stop for a condom honey
5 I hate men, I only have sex to use it as a bio-weapon
6 did you vote for 0bama ? I did cause I believe in change, do you believe in change?
7 my last lover had these giant warts, sucking him was so much fun, was like toad kissing
7

 

i was told while wearing a red strawberry condom: your dick looks like a rocket ship.