Worst Tasting Beer Ever

Discussion in 'Beverages' started by Smelly Socks, Mar 16, 2006.

  1. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    I dont know about your area, aroun here though you got to go to Blue Dog and they have all kinds of specialty beers, and the Red Ale is like never there anymore. Im tellin you any of the Rouges well most of them are my favorite beers ever
     
  2. polymer

    polymer Senior Member

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    lol @ killian's sucks. [​IMG]

    I've had Rogue Hazelnut, it was pretty damn good.
     
  3. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    I know I didnt mean it really sucks, I just aint all about it. Yea but Hazelnut, isnt that the one with the japanese dude on it? I think I had one on friday but cant remember now!
     
  4. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    i drink milwaukees best ice,, cause its carbonated cheap an 5.9%..:p

    helluva beer critic i am huh??:rolleyes:

    miller lite..

    thats the nastiest shit..

    pink panther piss with the foam farted off..

    thats my vote..
     
  5. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Some kid I knew out in North Dakota (remember you thinke I looked on a map to make that story up? hahahaha) said he fell asleep out front of milwaukees best joint and the owner picked him up in winter time and gave him money and a coat. Think that one really happened? I guess who cares.
     
  6. polymer

    polymer Senior Member

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    that's the one with the guy with glasses, and thinned hair up top
     
  7. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Oh yea, sorry, I was thinking of one of the Morimotos !
     
  8. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    Worst: Tennants


    Best: Deuchars IPA
     
  9. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    Busch and Miller, suck sucky
     
  10. GarfunkelGrl

    GarfunkelGrl Member

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    Another vote for bud light...
     
  11. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    How could I forget the strangely plant tasting Bud Light
     
  12. polymer

    polymer Senior Member

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    I second that.

    poorest excuse for mass-marketed hops juice ever.
     
  13. inbloom

    inbloom as the crow flies...

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    Sorry for the spaz attack. I just hate that tough guy crap. I've had to
    put up with so much of it.

    And yeah, I'm not a big beer drinker, myself. I'm more of a wino, really.
     
  14. old tiger

    old tiger Senior Member

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    Some Belgian and Dutch beers taste like dishwash water..sorry..
    I usually go for the abbey beers..or beers with high fermentation..
    worst beers??Heineken..Amstel..Stella..Jupiler..
    pfft..It doesn't matter really..
    if anyone of you ever comes to Belgium???
    I'll pay a beer..on my account[​IMG]

    Tiger
     
  15. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    green bottled beer. with a few exceptions.
     
  16. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    stouts ARE ales. they're just a style of ale, just like many others - india pale ales, brown ales, stouts, porters, american red ale, lambics, witbiers, english ales, scotch ales...the list goes on and on. there seem to be far more different types of ales than lagers that are commonly produced.

    the difference between ales and lagers is pretty simple. ales are fermented at warm temperatures with top fermenting yeasts, while lagers are made at cooled temperatures with bottom fermenting yeasts. but most of the flavor comes from other factors. there are some great lagers like pilsner urquell and stella artois, and hey, i even like becks, but the majority of commercially available lagers (such as corona, budweiser, coors and miller products, most all cheap beer) use inferior products and processing on a larger scale because that's what the vast majority of the beer consuming public in america is used to, and that's what will make them money.

    killians is ok, but in my opinion it tastes a little bit thinned out. the taste is generally ok, but its not got any body to it, and it could stand to have a somewhat bolder flavor. it is definitely heads and shoulders above the majority of inexpensive lagers on the market (definitely better than the likes of sorry competitors like corona and heineken and budweiser)...by no means among the best beers out there, but damn drinkable and affordable.

    personally i have a large number of beers i'd consider my "favorites"

    i like pilsner urquell, stella artois, warsteiner, and becks dark for lagers in general, but samuel adams boston lager is a work of art too, just not my favorite.

    for stouts and porters guinness is definitely a sure thing, but i also like edmund fitzgerald porter by great lakes brewing company, samuel smith's taddy porter i like a bit better than guinness, and they also produce an absolutely stellar oatmeal stout.

    i love everything i've tried by the samuel smith folks, but the winter welcome ale is one of the very best in my opinion.

    rogue dead guy ale is great....

    flying dog pale ale is great, also...

    smithwicks is very nice, and if you like guinness you will probably like smithwicks. a guinness and smithwicks black and tan is delicious, by the way.
     
  17. eman resu

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    Milwaulkees best fucking sucks i defintaly dont think guinnes is the best its just what everybody thinks guinnes is like the king of dark beer and shit because they are not beer conniseurs there are plenty of stouts much better than guinness i personaly like bells java stout and rouge chocolate stout it dosent really taste like chocolate at all its just the kind of malts they use. If you drink cheap shit atleast go for molson or harp.
     
  18. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

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    you like sammy adams more than killians? wow... i thinkt he ales i am talking about usually say pale ale, that's what sounds familiar, and I had a couple of what I remember to be english ales that *really* sucked that were su pposedly good, yea they sucked.
     
  19. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    guinness is a simply fantastic beer, but no, it is by no means the BEST stout. it just has the best marketing, reputation, and distribution. you can get guinness in a gas station; you'll never see the other higher end beers anyplace like speedway...
     
  20. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    no, i would drink killians before sam adam's boston lager most days, because while i think sam adam's is a better crafted beer by a long shot, it doesnt fit my tastes as well as the flavor of killian's. however, almost any of sam adam's seasonal beers i would definitely choose over killian's hands down. they're all made with the same quality, but with very different recipes...they make some great beers. i think i like the spring or winter ones best.

    trust me, though, there are good ales out there, but they might just mostly not be to your liking. like i said, there are great lagers, too. if you haven't had pilsner urquell you really owe it to yourself to get at least a bottle or two to try out.

    as for ales...well, if you like stouts, you'll like porters....they're essentially the same, according to the homebrew books i've been reading....i'm not sure though. try any darker ale though and you may like it more than you'd expect.
     
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