Worst Tasting Beer Ever

Discussion in 'Beverages' started by Smelly Socks, Mar 16, 2006.

  1. inbloom

    inbloom as the crow flies...

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    Wow, nobody has mentioned Guiness, yet.

    Guiness is like skunk juice, in a bottle. I swear man, just awful.

    Best beer? By far Corona, in my opinion. With a slice of lime, mmm mmm. :)
     
  2. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

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    Guiness owns, but if you're used to thinned out mexican rat piss, i can see why you woudln't like guiness.
     
  3. inbloom

    inbloom as the crow flies...

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    Guiness is seriously skunk ass in a bottle. I'm used to GOOD beer.
     
  4. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Guiness Is The Shit, Not The Best, But It's Up There, Corona Is A Girls Drink Dood!
    *JUST KIDDING, IT'S NOT! IT'S ACTAULLY NOT THAT BAD.
     
  5. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    natty ice, millwaukees best, miller high life, ice house, bud ice - shit, any beer that has "ice" in it, bud light, keystone.....i could go on and on about the crap beer i drink most every weekend to get shitfaced with...shits gross...but i still drink it, ugh!!
     
  6. polymer

    polymer Senior Member

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    agreed, and I'm a Mick-Spic myself (no offense to other irish-messkins here); Guinness is a man's drink, Corona is watered down rat's piss. it really is a girly beer.

    I think Lone Star tastes nasty, and it's the native beer here in Tey-hahs.

    Bud Light is just plain queer; it makes even Corona look manly, but frat boys guzzle it like it's cool juice...probably 'cause it's so fucking cheap; you get what you pay for.

    I likes me some amber ales/dark lagers...Shiner, Negra Modelo, Fat Tire, Red Stripe, Red Hook, Harp, Real Ale Brownhouse, and Killian's Red

    I <3 Guinness Draught, and Murphy's ....mmmMMmmmMMmm


    favorite mixed drink: Irish carbomb
     
  7. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Guinness is a world benchmark of good beer.

    As for worst, what actually comes to mind is Corona Light, I think regular Corona is perectly fine, but light though, ugh.
     
  8. polymer

    polymer Senior Member

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    ffuug yeaahh. Guinness is cream of the crop; they haven't changed their formula in over 200 years. Tried and true. hands down, muh favorite brew.
     
  9. inbloom

    inbloom as the crow flies...

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    "Manly" and "girly" beer? Quit trying to be fuckin macho. A drink is a drink.
    I may call down the taste of a beer, but never would I call someone more
    or less of a man for drinking it. That's just stupid, thick-headed psuedo
    macho tough guy shit. Grow up.
     
  10. TheLizardKingMike

    TheLizardKingMike Members

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    Millwaukee's best is by far the worst beer I've ever had. Guinness is my favorite beer.
     
  11. marbchic

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    ..but that's only my taste buds talkin

    [​IMG]

    great taste. less filling.
     
  12. inbloom

    inbloom as the crow flies...

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    I seem to be nearly alone on the Guiness front, heh. I'm surprised so many people
    like it. Pretty much everyone I know hates it.

    Another really shitty beer, which I'm sure no one other than the Canadians will
    know, (maybe even some of them might not) is Clear Creek Ice. It's only made
    in Canada, which is good news for everyone else. It's awful.
     
  13. polymer

    polymer Senior Member

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    settle down, chief [​IMG] I was only kidding. I agree machismo is bullshit, there's no such thing as more masculine beer, obviously; however some are more lacking in taste and body than others.

    but a lot more guys will agree, especially ones who've had a lot of different beers, than Guinness tastes better than Corona.
    and I am grown up, though sometimes I don't always act it, I probably have a larger beer palate than yourself. comes with age (and experience), not psuedo-machismo.

    a lot of the most flavorful beers, and some of the highest rated in the world, are stouts; guys just prefer them http://ratebeer.com

    I wish I could find : Dogfish Head World Stout
    it has something like 22% alcohol, but goes down real smooth, has a chocolatety finish.
     
  14. TheLizardKingMike

    TheLizardKingMike Members

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    I guess I like thick beer that doesn't taste like ass. I also happen to love Killians
     
  15. polymer

    polymer Senior Member

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    Killians is very underrated; very flavorful amber lager. I find it cheaper here, than Shiner Bock, which is brewed an hour and a half away.

    I like Brewhouse Brown ale, a local brew from http://realalebrewing.com
     
  16. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    man, killians red sucks!!!!!!!!!! (sorry) I used to drink it, then one day I was like "holy shit, this beer sucks" and that was the end. I think the best red ale is the one made by Rogue, soooo much better.
     
  17. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

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    I also love killians for its robust flavor. Stouts and lagers are the best. Ales kinda suck when I try them.
     
  18. RELAYER

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    sorry to bust on your beer man, I just cant get down with it since I've had the Rouges Red.
     
  19. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

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    I'll have to try it, do they sell it at regular stores?
     
  20. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    Guiness is good, but I do like Beast.

    It's cheap and it gets the job done.
     
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