Yes Vladimirey,having a lot of variants it is best to stick to the standard language. That happens with many languages.You don't want to know the immense number of variants that Spanish has. But using a standard language we all understand each other without problem. I don't understand this part. Sorry
I'm understanding the problem. What for you is an R, is not the same sound as for us (Hispanic people) it is. I was looking to listen Spanish R's. Now I know I will never hear them from your mouths.
Afternoonified A society word meaning “smart.” Forrester demonstrates the usage: "The goods are not 'afternoonified' enough for me.” Arfarfan'arf A figure of speech used to describe drunken men. “He’s very arf’arf’an’arf," Forrester writes, "meaning he has had many ‘arfs,’” or half-pints of booze. Back slang it Thieves used this term to indicate that they wanted “to go out the back way.” 1850 term for sausages, “because no man but the maker knows what is in them. ... The 'bag' refers to the gut which contained the chopped meat.” 5. Bang up to the elephant This phrase originated in London in 1882, and means “perfect, complete, unapproachable.” 6. Batty-fang Low London phrase meaning “to thrash thoroughly,” possibly from the French battre a fin.