I love playing with my toaster. My toaster is so big it takes two hands to hold it I play with my toaster until it pops out toast all over me. Then I eat all that toast up! Yum!
Chuffed to bits to retire after 79 years as a bread-chef...and my retirement present and I make a final exit... ... with a !%&*!! TOASTER! [the basstids!]...