With A Toaster..

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  1. Song of the South

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    PIECE OF BREAD: My god, somebody help me! This fucking bitch just put me in a machine and the walls are on fire! It's burning up in here. Please heeeeelp!

    [2 minutes later]

    ME: Too late, dude. You're toast.
     
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    Report: President George H.W. Bush will soon be toast..
     
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    Pakistani arrested for burning toast.
     
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    BBC to ban all single-use toasters by 2020..
     
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  5. Running Horse

    Running Horse A Buddha in hiding from himself

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    Breaking News: Donald Trump dreams of fitting inside a Toaster
     
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    Man tasered on American Airlines flight after allegedly fondling a toaster..
     
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    Harley-Davidson hiring paid interns to make toast across the country this summer..
     
  8. Song of the South

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    I never wish for someone to die, but if he were to go now, it would be almost poetic.

    Politics aside, they were as loving a couple as you could find. For what, 73 years? I don't care for his politics, but I admire greatly their love story.

    So I am reluctantly "liking" your toast joke, lol!
     
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    I said this past week with Barbra passing, he will follow shortly behind..

    in the grand scheme of things its all toast..
     
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  11. Song of the South

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    It's probably butter that way, anyway...
     
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    Very well done Song.. :D
     
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  13. Pete's Draggin'

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    Kissing A Girl With A Beard while holding.......... a Toaster
     
  14. mcme

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    All new homes sold in California after January 1, 2020 will have to come with a toaster.
     
  15. Monkey Boy

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    Last night aliens abducted 500 people simultaneously..........and a toaster.
     
  16. puggybear

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    My autobiography is due out soon..."How I defeated George Foreman-with a toaster".
     
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  17. Asmodean

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    Shaving genitals with a toaster
     
  18. Pete's Draggin'

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    Can I stretch out my vagina.......with a toaster?


     
  19. morrow

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    I confess, I stabbed my toaster, she blew up in my face, now im paying the price... My association with my grill, is not going well, he is so old fashioned!
     
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