Free at last, Free at last, My cosmic microwave toaster, Now comes with its own free energy! Zero point energy from the fifth dimension! The real reason the group actually broke up!
YO Toaster is a 3 way Nymphomaniac. It wants to lick off a Blender's white frosting and .....crumb swap ......with a toaster.
My cosmic microwave toaster, Has a will and a mind of its own, Sometimes its temperamental, Sometimes off in LaLa Land!
When you look at a Toaster there's only one question you gotta ask yourself......... Is my Toaster feeling lucky, punk?
My cosmic microwave toaster's love, Is alway de jevu all over again, For our ignorance is truly bliss, Knowing nothing but our shared warmth.
Boyfriend: Hey, you about done in the bathroom? I am ready to start this Star Trek marathon! Me: Star Trek marathon, huh?! *I climb into my bathtub full of water... with a toaster and an extension cord* Me: Yeah sure, be right out!