Will you marry me?

Dave, I think my lack of common sense in a lot of situations would lead you to wife beating. But if you could deal with that, we could probably make it work. We could live a cabin and sip red wine by the fireplace.

 

hot steamy lezy action that would be shown on hbo

 

I think we could make it work, but we would have to set up a family business doing evil.

 

yes yes fucking pablo and anyone that is foreign
i mean annoys us

 

strap-ons and a fridge full of alcohol. :cheers2:

 

well, I dunno about the violence, but, if you could have lesbian sex for me to watch from a nice la-z-boy, or beanbag, I am pretty sure things could work out.

 

i think that if i married you davie i'd yell at you every day to make you feel good about yourself
if you're gonna build us a house i'd better have a kickass kitchen to cook in
and a pool is a must
prolly a hot tub too
and a kegorator
:biggrin:

 

OK, honestly, if I married indian`summer I think we would have a successful marriage.

I believe that I would show her how to get enjoyment from even the simplest things, how to disregard a difficult childhood, and how to live life to the fullest every minute.

Her dangerous edge would encourage me to be a little less off-the-wall as one of us would have to try to be a little sensible sometimes.

We would travel a lot, have an extremely active sex-life, and every now and then have a serious weekend long booze-up. The boozing wouldn't be that frequent though because both of us like drinking to drown our sorrows and sorrows would be few and far between.

We'd set up our own business, have a house in the mountains and one by the beach, and take long motorcycle touring holidays every couple of years.

In fact, I think this marriage could actually work.

 

If I married Red, he'd totally be my bitch. :reddevil:

 

If I married TCF, he'd totally be my bitch.

 

If I married Laura, I'd make her make little cute faces all the time, like the one she has in her sig.

She'd hate me for it, but the sex would be passionate and amazing cause of all the tension.

 

:iagree:

But you'd still be my bitch

 

If I married TCF, he'd spend all his spare time sucking his bitch's cock!

 

If I married red I would make him dress up as a ladyboy for my amusement.....and he would have a ladyboy on the side. We would spend our time traveling and reading.

 

Sounds cool.

If I married Tree-Hugger, I'd persuade her to resume chasing a career as a teacher, and we would teach our way around the world.

 

I think it'd work out for a while, but then we'd get divorced cause we're way too different. We'd stay friends though.

 

True, I don't do divorce though. Murder?

 

Suicide ?

 

Murder-suicide it is then.

There's a pre-nup agreement I didn't think I'd ever make.

 

Our marriage is already very depressing.