i'll tell ya there would be lots of bruises in this marriage and no, you will only win if i let you win toots
Things would start off alright because I think we both have a pretty good sense of humor.. but I'd eventually become depressed and probably drink more than I already do because I know in the back of my mind that GlenGlen truly only likes men.
I Feel Like I Have Really Let You Down... And I Iz Very Sadz... Do You Perchance Have A Brother...?... Cheers Glen.
If me and GlenGlen got married, we would paint his local town with rainbows. I'm pretty sure I would revert back to my old barefoot ways, grow a beard, and enjoy the freedom of nudity on our property but... I guess I would miss the girls. We might set up an unmarried mothers support group for which Glen could bake fairy cakes and I could provide a shoulder to cry on. We would laugh and be laughed at, a lot.
We'd also set up the first ALL-GAY Aussie Rules team, boys in tight shorts and sleeveless tops, put on an annual stage-version of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, open a cocktail bar that sold only Mai Tais, a beauty salon for pets, and an school of elocution teaching Camp Australian diction.
If we got married, I'm pretty sure we'd travel a lot, argue a lot, make up a lot and possibly argue some more. I'd also learn how to speak Bulgarian and perform satanic rituals. I'd probably take up photography and make my wife famous... just before she killed me for my wandering eye.
red: we'd drink ourselves to death in exotic locals, have loads of wild sex that neither of us remember and have a great, poverty stricken time of it. could become a movie.
i'd say yes cause she's hot and goin to be a doctor but I'd probably divorce her after i was entitled to half of her empire cause she's too damn high maintenance