Will you marry me?

I have no idea who ^ is. Seeing as how they would have to live in an alley, they don't make enough money to tempt me...so I'll pass.

 

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maybe we would sit around talk about samuel l.

 

probably not, theres not room for 2 alpha females under one roof...that being said we could probably overtake a small country between our relentless drive for power.

 

For our wedding anniversary I'll pay for you to have 5 star colonic irrigation.

I'd say it was because I wanted you to feel 'light and fresh' on our special day... but really I just didn't want poop on my willy that night

 

Pussy

 

Tie you to a bed, paint your body, paint my body, and then get freaky.

 

Well, it would be a brief romance, as I'd be quickly carted off to the hoosgow.

 

It would be a constant battle of who gets the front and who gets the back.

 

I'd get arrested for statutory rape and we would spend our days writing each other until the little bastard cheats on me with Tree Hugger.

I'd get out, and we'd have a threesome, but I would then steal her away and live happily ever after.

 

You mean in the hoosgow?

 

I've gone through something similar already....No No No.

We would fight all the time, but we would stay together because of the make up sex.

 

Create a sex dance that is indian influenced and includes lots of tribal music with those cool animal skin drums. She could have my peace pipe anyday :cheers2:

 

What sad is that is almost is true, I didn't realize it until I re read that... heh.

Oh yea, we would fight... and laugh... and sex each other up. :tongue:

 

id get her into scrabble