Will you marry me?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheChaosFactor, May 5, 2009.

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  1. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

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    [​IMG] I just had thin crust
     
    stacy lulu, Jul 21, 2009
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  3. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    The first is bogus... The second... not so much... :eek:

    It is starting to seem like lulu and I are supposed to wed.... Maybe it wouldn't be so bad... If only more ladies delivered pizza....
     
    TheChaosFactor, Jul 21, 2009
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  5. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

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    lol *gets super drunk* okookk letz do this SHIIIT :p

    but srsly guyz

    the reason why they dont hire most women (I applied to be a pizza driver) is because of "safety reasons" They think a woman might get hurt or robbed more than a guy
     
    stacy lulu, Jul 21, 2009
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  7. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Yeah... I could see that.
     
    TheChaosFactor, Jul 21, 2009
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  9. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    I would wear the pants.
     
    Face Eater, Jul 21, 2009
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  11. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    we would probably listen to a lot of phil collins and fight about it
     
    whimbrel, Jul 21, 2009
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  13. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    OOO, hot black chick! Totally sweet!
     
    HushBull, Jul 21, 2009
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  15. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Hushbull....

    He would look at all the beautiful woman on the street while married to me. :toetap05:
     
    LauraMay, Jul 21, 2009
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  17. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    something tells me laura and i would have such a fun time in a non-sexual type of way
     
    whimbrel, Jul 21, 2009
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  19. wally m

    wally m 14

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    she would be home sick cuz I'm not movin to Australia
     
    wally m, Jul 21, 2009
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  21. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    LauraMay:

    We would always argue whether the woman that invented pavlova was from Sydney or Auckland and this would annoy me.
     
    Face Eater, Jul 21, 2009
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  23. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    His pants would be sans testies....
     
    TheChaosFactor, Jul 21, 2009
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  25. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    1. You're just jealous because my penis is bigger...

    2. I don't have herpes, I have crabs, get it right.
     
    Enraged Angel, Jul 21, 2009
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  27. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    I would look at her like maybe she's an angel underneath...

    Innocent and sweet. :p

    We would be a fantastic married couple. I'd say we'd always be on the prowl for hot men. :D And we would have an army of HF BFs. :cool:
     
    LauraMay, Jul 21, 2009
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  29. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    1. Yes

    2. OK.
     
    Zoomie, Jul 22, 2009
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  31. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    only if you'll take half my stuff along with my self-respect
     
    lunarverse, Jul 22, 2009
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  33. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

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    our marriage would just be a weird one.
     
    stacy lulu, Jul 22, 2009
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  35. standingseated

    standingseated A Back Scrubber

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    We would become multi-millionaire owners of sex clubs around the world...but there'd be a distance...a gulf between us that would make us sad, because we'd be too afraid to try to bridge it.
     
    standingseated, Jul 22, 2009
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  37. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    I am. ;)

    (shhhh, don't tell anyone though)

    hehe, we could rule the world... if not, well... we could definitely have Australia by the balls.



    When it comes to standingseating, I'm not sure how that would go... I have no idea who they are or anything about them. :eek:
     
    Enraged Angel, Jul 22, 2009
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  39. standingseated

    standingseated A Back Scrubber

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    Well, we would live in an alley and huff industrial chemicals. We would often get into violent physical confrontations with each other and other couples trying to invade our alley. But we'd never cut each other on the face...we'd have that unspoken rule, and keep it no matter what. And if it ever looked like some other person was going to do a face-cut, we'd kill that person and burn their body in a dumpster with an old tire.
     
    standingseated, Jul 22, 2009
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