Will you marry me?

as a former pizza delivery technician, i can say it depends entirely on who is talking dirty to you...

the wrinkly old man that used to answer the door naked, not so cool.

the cute blonde chick at the dorm, and her friends....that was cool....

 

well i was thinking more like cherea

 

cherea would not be a good candidate to hit on the delivery boy

 

I wanted to do more than hit on wtf

 

oh wait. so cherea is the pizza boy..? not assaulting the pizza boy? i guess thats okay, then.

 

yes he is

 

praxy isn't delivery material
he should be in a business suit
working hard in the office
coming home to walk in on his wife f*ing the delivery boy and then joining in *or delivery girl if that makes him feel less gay*

i think i think too much

 

i'd hope to god she wouldn't hurt me!

 

god would not help you

 

*raises hand* shut the fuck up


business man is sexier. He can be obama and i can be his ASSistant

 

Back on topic....

If I married lulu: there would apparently be no pizza getting delivered cause my wife wouldn't stop banging the pizza boy...

 

boo.

 

i like homemade pizza better, and i love to cook so we'd be fine on the pizza front

 

We'd save hella money cause I love pizza...

 

last one i made was green peppers, tomato, black olive, red onion, and feta cheese. deep dish, with a crispy crust

 

it would be a terrible marriage

i like thin crust

 

Thin crust and thick cock? We'd do great.....

In bed..... :drool5:

 

i love thin crust, unless it's delivery, then i think of it as a rip off.

less filling per slice, same price....

 

I believe I would be confused a lot, but pampered with great cooking.

 

No I would not marry EA. I already have a penis and herpes.