Will you marry me?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheChaosFactor, May 5, 2009.

  1. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    it would be great until i caught him in bed with most of hipforums...
     
  2. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Well... Now I think you just want me cos I'm cheap :eek:

    :confused:Where did it go wrong!?!
     
  3. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Dear God.

    Why did you create women?
    Why do men have to marry them?
    Why does it have to be for life?
    What did I do so wrong in my previous life?

    Kind Regards

    Odon
     
  4. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I wouldn't marry odon.....he seems to have issues. heh
     
  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I Cum Pretty Cheap Laura, And Nobody Wants Me..:(.

    Perhaps We Should Combine Forces For Our Mutual Benefit..;).



    Cheers Glen.
     
  6. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    I think we would have a perfect marriage :D
     
  7. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Cos we're the best.

    Men don't have to marry us. Some just do cos we're the best.

    Someone's never heard of divorce? :confused:

    Probably rejected a proposal from a nice girl :(
     
  8. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    if i married you, you probably wouldn't be a happy person anymore...
     
  9. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    If I married Jess we would probably bring a lot of attractive and confident men home and ravage them until they are screaming shadows of their former selves. Then we would giggle and play footsie while sipping cosmos or manhattans or something. Something strong.
     
  10. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    only if it were a very open marriage, that involved mff three and moresomes with attractive women

    or a unicorn.
     
  11. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I woudl ruin the marriage by being an awkward third hangabout person all the time. I would be the object of many an argument. :D
    I've actually thought about this one. I think it would go well because we would get on really well until one of us starts to get jealous or we start to argue. Then slowly the marriage would fall apart but we would remain friends because we're awesome. :D

    Also, you would get on with my family.
     
  12. european

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    I don't know the person above. Which suggest it work out well untill they got to know me and ran off with the milkman.
     
  13. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i think we'd get on well because i love euopeans
     
  14. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    She'd get bored of me very soon.
     
  15. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I'd get bored of you very soon. :rolleyes:
     
  16. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Your mood swings would annoy me.

    I'm the teenager here maaaan! :tongue:
     
  17. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Your homework questions would annoy me. :toetap05:

    See, we're not even married yet and the in-fighting has already started. :piggy:
     
  18. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    I don't know him well enough to know if the marriage would work out or not....... but I sure as hell ain't moving to the Mid West. :toetap05:
     
  19. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    It's ok. I would relocate.

    As long as you can cook.

    If not.... :leaving:
     
  20. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Well our marriage definitely wouldn't work then!!
     
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