Will you marry me?

I would be charged with 1st degree murder

edit: this thread moves to fast

 

you'd be sleeping with one eye open and anal sphincter puckered.

 

It would be a long distance marriage, he'd travel, I'd stay home..

 

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i will never not be a maverick

 

I nearly had a heart attack then.

 

you'd so die young married to me, then.

 

I would dress in more leisure suits.

 

He would obviously do all the technical stuff

 

Expensive.

 

Expensive???

It would be difficult, because you obviously don't know me at all

 

I meant travelling costs to and throw.
I wasn't calling you high maintenance or anything.
Honest.

 

We would have a very dishonest marriage, by the sounds of it

 

Well, ok, honestly, I did look at your hair and thought: "Wow, I bet that costs a lot to maintain." But flights are not cheap.

 

For the last 6 months it's only needed a bit of shampoo and conditioner every 3 days, a $4 comb, and a pair of scissors (and sometimes a bit of straightening)

Don't ask me why I'm proud of that...

But you're right, flights aren't cheap. Obviously I'd move to.. England.
I always forget you're in England

 

Not bad. Not bad. I can just about handle that.
I'd even have a bash at cutting it for you.
Obviously, under strict supervision and divorce papers ready to be signed in the event of a **** up.

You should be proud...it looks nice from over here and you don't spend the earth achieving it.

Yeah, merry ol' England.
I did say flights are expensive- but if it is only one way...what the hell - first class.

 

Awww you'd do that for me?

I've changed my mind.

Happy marriage.

And yes.. I said are cheap but then I edited it and hoped you hadn't quoted

 

Sure thing.

Great.

Hope so.

You'll have to get up or go to bed a little earlier or later than that, LauraMay.

 

I'd probably have to live in fear of LauraMay because it seems you two already have your wedding set in stone.

 

I proposed to odon a little while ago but he rejected me

Our marriage, on the other hand, would be great. You seem like a pretty nice person

 

When???? If so doesn't all this make up for it?? Apparently not.

Wait for me to turn my back and plunge the knife in...charming.

I'm going back to Fitzy...maybe KC...maybe both