Will I ever have a girlfriend?

dave calls his aunt's place in the country The Compound. too funny. it's perfect. a bunch of cute little middle aged dykes and their dogs, climbing in and out of the hot tub. TOO CUTE. i love hanging out there.

 

It isn't quite that bad. There is a town much closer than an hour away that has restaurants with bars, but nobody hangs out in those places. The people aren't friendly.

 

Errr, I scoff when I see that in my team, not that the rug munchers are really my team, but anyway.

The dogs get manicures and pedicures, weekly grooming sessions, steak for dinner, the dog has its own bedroom, the cat has a diamond colllar.....

If you are going to do shit like that at least foster in some poor little teen homo that got kicked out of home / church.

The pets replacing kids thing, wannabe breeders in my opinion

Anyway, whats this thread about? Is this bi dude gonna get a girlfriend, well dont tell em you are bi for starters

 

what? i thought all this time that they just wanted pets.

 

Maybe you should call these girls: