wife's cooter stinks

yes, yes! Nose plugs even.

 

That's what I did and it worked wonders.. Sometimes after I get my period I get bacterial vaginosis.. sounds similar to what you're describing, especially if the smell is a rank, nasty garlicky oniony smell. Alls you gotta do is go to the store, get some PLAIN greek yogurt, no flavors (duh) and push it up into the vagina, put on a pad and go to bed. In the morning when you take a shower you pretty much just wash out the home made cottage cheese.. the good bacteria in the yogurt will kill bad bacteria in the vagina and will rebalance bacteria and pH.. honey will also help with the pH. it sounds gross, but it works wonders and costs like $3

 

If you can't talk to your wife about her stinky vajay..then you two probably shouldn't be together. Open communication, gross or not, is key in relationships.

 

Yeah.. my boyfriend has no problem telling me when my lady parts needs a good scrubbin..

 

Well we all hope to have good enough hygiene that our boyfriends don't need to tell us our vajay is stinky.

Seriously though it sounds like vaginosis. If you can suck it up and have sex with her ask her if it hurts. My sister had a stinky one and her hips started hurting during sex so she had to get drugs for vaginosis.

 

OP....next time she's in the shower, why not join her, and combine foreplay with a little soap?

 

like i said summer's eve, and make her shave the snatch

 

shaving is def gonna help though, sure he might not like it, or she might, but it's a hygiene thing, and right now hygiene is what is needed

 

Dude, Slappy. She doesn't need to shave or use Summers Eve. You should quit acting like a douche.

C/S,
Rev J

 

so this poor girl she got garlic clove and tied some string to it and stuck it up in her vagina to cure her uti/yi. along comes this vampire and thinks hes getting a treat while shes sleeping , he sees the string and yanks it out and eats it really fast. and the garlic was so strong that the vampire instantly exploded and disappeared into the abyss slightly waking the girl. the following morning she sees that her garlic clove is missing and starts to freak out thinking its stuck up inside her .. so she goes to the obgyn and tells them. only for them to say there is nothing there.. poor girl went crazy wondering what happened to it. but her vagina was all better. true story.

 

nice...so your coozy stinks too?



i'm shocked


for the op....dude...you need to leave this woman...let some dude with way lower standards have her....find a nice clean girl with no puss oozing from her cha cha

 

She shouldn't need to shave.. pubic hair is natural and when it's clean.. it's clean..

And summers eve is not a good product at all.. really not too many soaps and cleansers are too good for the vagina..

 

... like RA

 

OP, the yogurt with active cultures is legit advice.

if you are having trouble telling her, maybe get a book on women's health from the library. book mark a section on how to treat these issues

then just leave it out for her.

 

you seem to be an expert on stinky **** to the point that you are agreeing with advice


op-....get the fuck out....i couldnt even be in the same room as a a stinky oozing poon ....thats beyond disgusting that she isnt doing anything....what fucking country do you live in?...third world?,,.......she should be stealing vinagar packets from the fish and chip shop to keep that prize clean

imagine how bad it will smell when she is 50....omfg

 

just thought I'd share this comment from my rep's

"why havnt you supplied the stinky **** hotline numbers?....you are losing your touch....stay out of my way in the future...dont refer to me in your moronic posts"

:2thumbsup:

OP and calgirl, don't worry about RA. he's been "on a roll" lately