wife's cooter stinks

Hi AcidConspiracy, I'm Sorry That Not One Of 20 Replies

Have Been In The Least Bit Helpfull, So I Thought I Would Chip In With Some

Good Advice....

Do You Live Anywhere Near A Truck Stop Or Wrecking Yard, If So, There Is

A Simple Way To Fix Your Problem....

Both Of These Business's Have High Pressure Water Blasters Which Are

Designed to Remove Oil, Grease, Brake Fluid And Other Assorted Gunk.

I Suggest You Arrange With The Owner To Take Your Wife Down There

After Hours And...........

(1)...Spray In A Liberal Dose Of Degreaser.

(2)...Wait 20 Minutes.

(3)...Then Fire Up The Water Blaster, 3000psi Not From A Distance, But At Close Range.

(4)...Allow For Drying Time, Then Give It A Big Sniff.

I Promise You, You Will Thank Me For This Advice....



Cheers Glen.

 

Lol, the local truck stop will also have a collection of truck drivers in nearby bushes with their pants down, that might help at least part of his problem

 

for some reason I really don't think I can sneak up and squirt her full of yogurt ,honey ,engine degreasr, high pressure water, or anything else for that matter without her noticing .

Tried having a constructive talk about it last night...
There truly is no way to politely tell a woman her snatch is grossing u out.

Now im the bad guy even worse

Im thinkin about cheating to get some non-funky sex

So anyone with sarcasm free advice on what I (that is ME folks) might should do that would be super appreciated

 

I eat pussy, I know how to fix whats under the hood.. I dont know shit about cars. If you think my comment was sarcasm, then the best of wishes to You and Ms Susie Rottencrotch..

 

My statement was 100% true please go look it up for yourself.

 

start sneaking acidophillus in her food. Its whats in yogurt that helps balance the PH of the vagine. Since you cant force her to put yogurt up her vagina a simple capsule of acidophillus sprinkled in her food a couple of times a day should hopefully make things better after a couple of weeks

of course bathing and seeking help for her depression would help as well

 

garlic...

 

There really is no nice way to tell her she stinks. Sorry.

Could you ask her if something is wrong, because you have noticed that she no longer takes care of herself? I really don't think this can be done any more delicately. Tell her you love her and would be happy to have sex with her after she showers.

 

like i said, summer's eve

 

Douches are bad for you, vaginas are self cleaning. I will assume that unless she has an infection, the stink is on the outside.

 

nah there's a good song from a long time ago,, and wierd al styled it goes like this:

SUMMER'S EVE,,,, MAKES IT SMELL FINE, ACTUALLY MIGHT WANNA GO DOWN ON HER THIS TIME!!!

 

this is why Orison is one of my favorite people is this galaxy :sunny:

 

Ask on a medical forum (not here) since you stated Dr. is out of the question.

Also, ask a Pharmacist. They are learned in health and medicine and know what the drugs they dish out are for. They might know a non rx alternative.

 

so no one thinks my parady is funny?

man c'mon

 

http://www.amazon.com/Resolve-Clean-Carpet-Cleaning-System/dp/B0057UUGS4"]Resolve-Clean-Carpet-Cleaning-System

 

^that's funny^

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG-nLotrSlY"]Summer Breeze by Seals & Crofts - YouTube

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsAjSTxief0"]How to Clean Vagina - YouTube

 

I tell ya! do her in the shower while the water washes the stench away.

 

Man up, OP. Cram some peppermint candy up your nose. Then do her in the dirt hole. Let that snatch fester away.