Wife caught me and now is pissed

You are such a dumbass, you actually posted as me more than once. What an idiot! Now tell everyone how your wife is a bitch and ridicules you all the time. No wonder you always get caught with your bullshit. You do not even begin to know how to cover yourself. Guess who will not be here when you get home. Do NOT call me or my parents trying to find me. You can go back to your "other" things that interest you more than I do.

 

lovers spats played out online.... is that really what you two want to do? air your dirty laundry fro everyone to see? perhaps you two should consider counselling

 

You obviously dont care for eachother properly. You have a real woman but youd rather pump your stick whilst looking at 2 dimensional women in bikinis, which says a lot about you and a lot about your love life with your wife. Now its errupted into this ridiculous scenario

Just leave eachother, then you can jerk off all alone all you want!

 

Hmm....I've been reading this thread and the one your wife started, as well.


Talesr, you sound like a real bastard. "A bit sad" that your wife is leaving after 14 years of marriage? A bit sad? Are you fucking kidding me?

Whynotme....I know you've been flamed on your thread for being overly jealous and insecure. If your husband is this aloof in daily life, I can see why you'd be insecure. It's gonna hurt for a while, but I think you'll be better off without someone who puts so little effort into everything in marriage.

Edited to add: People who become emotionally distant are often doing so as a precursor to leaving the relationship, themselves. If they can talk themselves into caring very little about the other person, it's easier for them to walk out. If you don't leave him, he will probably leave you sooner or later. BTDT.

 

Women should realize that most married men masturbate from time to time, as a variation from their usual routine. Most men have been doing it regularly for longer than they have been having intercourse. But you should not masturbate when it is likely that you will later be having sex with your wife. That is inconsiderate.

 

On the issue of masturbation vs sex, I asked my fiance about his opinion on the matter. He said if he masturbated so much that it affected our sex life, he would understand why I would be pissed. If I was the one masturbating instead of having sex, he would be pissed at me. My fiance also didn't understand why anyone would choose to masturbate instead of having sex constantly. So, there is one guy who understands whynotme's position.

Peace and love

 

I know this is awful, but here is what I want from him and I mean it too, I do not care how bad I get l lambasted on here. He is so hot to trot for these women doing women in the porn and the not even completely naked magazines, and oh, let us not forget about the Adam and Eve fliers that come in the mail, that he can be doing nothing, have the urge to masturbate and then cum to this stuff. I am going to tell him that he must "masturbate" to me and I will be completely naked for him. I have mentoned this in passing, but he always get pissed and tells me he will NOT do it. I always say is it you cannot or will not?

 

Anyone get the feeling that this is what the OP *wanted* to happen? He used his wife's profile so she would find out and they would split. Anyone?

Peace and love

 

What a attraction whore...

 

been there done that. girls just don't understand. even girls who say they do when u first start dating them end up eventually going berserk over the porn thing. I don't get it. that's just my experience, and every other guy i know. I'm not trying to make a blanket statement about every girl by any means.
Edit: Nevermind i didn't read the last two pages. this sounds way too retarded to be real. Good job OP.

 

A guy with some common sense

 

Au contrare.

As a rule, most women take far longer to reach a satisfactory orgasm than men do. After all, when all said & done the primary function of sex is for the furtherment of the species and, biologically speaking, the sooner the man can release his sperm to inseminate the woman the better, as far as efficiency is concerned.

However, as we are all aware, we will even go out of our way to override nature in this respect, thus gaining all the pleasures of sex without the consequences of instigating another generation. Furthermore, in order to make these pleasures last longer, for both the man & the woman, it is necessary for the man to be able to last longer, as it is possible for the woman to have multiple orgasms. By masturbating to orgasm a couple of hours or so beforehand this will make the man take much longer to reach a climax, thus making things more enjoyable for both parties.

So, you see, it can have its distinct advantages as well.

As for the wife being irate because of her husband masturbating himself, would she prefer it if he was getting his pleasures with his secretary, or some other bit of stuff?

 

^ called squeezin out the easy one. If i think a girl is hot i give her that courtesy. Better than thinking of John Madden or anything else unsexy for the first 15 mins or until the girl cums. i like my sex to be passionate for both parties. Thinking of last year's fiesta bowl is not quite passionate, even though it was a great game. Kudos Boise State.

 

Wow, your wife has issues. Masterbating is a normal thing man. Fuck, women can be so insecure at times. I can understand to some degree though, Make her feel like she is still sexy, and if it is true, tell her she is the only woman in your life that REALLY turns you on and masterbating to porn is just animalic.

 

Yeah, I think there's issues other than your wanking. Me, I wank after sex many times, just for the fun of it - But I Do Not Tell! (But then I'm always up, it seems. Maybe when I get older I'll calm down.) But check her out in all fields.

 

Just because you are married doesn't mean your partner owns your gentials. Tell her to fuck off. You can do anything with your body that you please. She should be happy you're taking care of yourself instead of finding someone else to do it.

 

Dunno if I could crank off instead of having sex....
I could understand if you weren't getting it on a regular basis, but if you are getting it regularly (2 or 3 times a week) then I reckon your wife has got a good point.

 

Even if she's having sex with him every day, if he enjoys pleasuring himself too, it's his right and she shouldn't think he should have to stop doing it.

 

summary of the issues from this thread and the wifeys over in relatinships:

hes jerking off INSTEAD of fuckign a willing woman
he lied to her repeatedly about masturbating
shes jealous and doesnt want him thinking of anyone other than her sexually

theyre both being, well, selfish

 

You know, it wouldnt be a problem if he didnt choose it over having sex with me. If he could still get off with me and not just do that. But when he chooses to do that and then turn me down or give me some lame excuse, that just isnt right.