Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Are you really blond?

 

plantin' the garden....

 

held captive by a giant ant

 

I'm tied up....

 

My cat was stuck up in a tree, so I called the fire department. When they got it down, the cat ran directly under the neighbors house. When the nieghbor answered the door, the fire department smelled something, notified the police, and now the whole neighborhood is in 'lock-down' because they found a meth-lab.
I don't think I'll be in today...

 

Decided not too since I'm the boss.

 

I'm stuck in a tree...

 

being held hostage in the Sea of Aden

 

I'm lost in the woods....

 

got gangrene of the brain....

 

have to hoe the garden....

 

Theres an old shoe on the end of my fishin line

 

they lost my chart at the doctors office so i was there for 3 hours!!

no really.. thats what happened..

 

dn ʎɐʍ ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ spɹoʍ ǝdʎʇ oʇ ɯǝǝs ʇ,uɐɔ ı

 

my mind has exploded

 

Im torturing someone today...................

 

i've gone to find myself

 

I shit my pants

 

I built a raft and I'm floating it to Hawaii.

 

Im in the bathtub and if I stop bailing out the water Im going to sink