Why should I buy mustard?

no one ever believes me when I say I can cook (I make sourdough bread from scratch, without a recipe, or measuring devices, as well as many pastries, and cookies)

 

That sounds good, Dave, but I'll take mine without tomatoes and I'll probably pick off the onions. Haha.

 

I eat yellow mustard on fries. Mmm mm good. :tongue: Just make them buy your tampons.

 

They'd buy the wrong shit, I'm sure, lol.

 

I would ask how you can buy the wrong tampons but that would make me sound like a guy, I'm sure. :biggrin:

 

My dad would always accidentally pick up lights. I'd end up going through the whole pack on the first day of my period.

 

My dad got me supers one time. Hahah My response was, "What in the hell am I supposed to do with those? I asked for REGULAR!"

 

No kidding, how did he expect lights to work? What watt did he buy?? </bad joke>

 

i could never have someone pick up tampons for me. even my own mother.

 

How the hell do we get from mustard to tampons? :biggrin:

 

She doesn't want to buy mustard like most men don't want to buy tampons.


Oh and bunny I don't have that problem.

 

how don't we?

 

just go to a place that has packets of mustard and steal a shitton.


problem solved. FO FREE

 

Mustard makes me want to die.

It's one of my two fears.

I just got the shivers thinking about it.

 

You might make them a gift -but only if you want to- and buy them mustard.
But otherwise you're right, they should buy it themselves if they want it.