WHy oh why do fat chicks do this??

aww, don't be mean to neon green bikini cellphone pic. my little brother saw my screen and thought she was totally hawt.

 

yep, and I cannot lie

 

haha. you guys were meaner than me.

 

Yea- I'm getting mad at you people talking shit on ma big booty girl!

 

Oh chill that bitch the fuck out...

 

Fat chicks and cottonseed oil that flows from their pores.

 

ha your opinion.
i don't really give a fuck if you think i'm a self-absorbed attention whore.

and a can of whoop ass? not even close.

 

you should use so much eyeliner under your eyes. i think you'd look loads prettier without it. not saying "no makeup." just saying, not so much under your eyes.

 

Oh my. I missed this last week. The holidays will do that to you. And I see you went from one "Look at me!" picture to another.

My opinion? Perhaps. But if I'm wrong, and it has happened before, tell me why you would use these types of photos as your sig. I'm truly interested in your mindset.

 

Cause she's toxic--er, I'm sorry, toxiic....

Kids today, can't even spell...breaks my heart....

 

Celebrity examples of my view on body types.

Adrien Brody and Mary-Kate Olsen are skinny.

Johnny Depp and Olga Kurylenko are thin.

Benicio Del Toro and Kate Winslet are normal.

Tom Hanks and Melanie Griffith are chubby.

Jack Black and Kirstie Alley are fat.

John Goodman and Conchata Ferrell are obese.

 

reasonable.

 

Margaret Cho is perfect.



Now I know what you're thinking, and trust me. Today is not the day to contradict me. My drawer was too big.

 

WHAT? THAT FAT FUCKING ASIAN BITCH??

 

Someone's getting a few trips through this:

 

i can get on board with that. :cheers2:

 

she's a little thin for my personal taste, but i like when people put their pics in their sigs. don't hate me. :leaving:

 

It's not about pics in sigs KC and you know it. Hell, I have MY pic in my sig.

 

teehee. i know. i know. but when chicks i dig post their pics in their sig, i like it. i'm not gonna get mad when chicks i'm not turned on by do it, too.

 

I am least of all a puritan. And I know that I can be a bit of an attention whore too. But people who scream, "Look at me!" in every fucking post are like nails on a chalkboard.