Why is my ex such a ****?

Sword of Damocles, man. Sword of Damocles...

 

Nice cut and paste, putz.

Go drink some milk.

 

Hey ass, atleast he knows how to cut and paste..... Go drink some beer.

 

It's vodka, thank you very much. And I would if I weren't drinking heavily, Ass.

 

My girl left her vodka in the freezer. thanks for the reminder.

 

Stoly? Please tell me it's Stoly you lcky fucker.

 

Skyy. Not as much as I thought there was, but it'll almost get the job done if I huff some paint too.

 

Skyy and rustoleum. There's a party in a brown paper bag if ever there was one.

 

Hey.... Only I can call him names...... slut.

 

exit light enterrr nighhht

my ex treated me like shit, that is when he actually remembered i was there. i finally got some balls and left his ass. now he walks around crying that i left him cold and tore him apart and all this crap. his friends tell me he's gone off the rails. im scared to run into him incase he does something crazy.

 

You have hurt my feelings. Pardon me as I shall now go and have a nice, long, cry.

 

Hey just call me mom instead.

 

yeah that is pretty kinky
tell him to go to his room

 

Thanks but you need to be human AND female. You don't qualify.