I have been married almost 9 years and my wife still wont let me get inside that ass. I must splack a chick in her ass before my time expires.
I've really enjoyed reading the comments in this thread. As a woman who was once totally anti-anal and, over the course of time, has come to view anal sex as the most enjoyable form of lovemaking, I believe I can bring an interesting angle to the whole debate. The main thing which had always inhibited my desire for anal sex was the fear that my partner would somehow think less of me if I submitted to it. In a practical sense, I was also worried that having him "prod" about up there would result in involuntary bowel movements or something similar! However, it was clear that my husband really wanted to try anal sex, so after 10 years of marriage, we agreed to try and work towards making it a reality. Using a number of psychological techniques, not only did my fear of anal sex start to diminish, but eventually I took on a completely alternative view and started fantasising and dreaming about anal (something I'd never done previously). When we eventually did try anal sex for the first time, the experience was amazing and I've never looked back. I've used the same techniques to overcome a whole range of sexual inhibitions and only recently we had sex in front of strangers for the first time which was another mind-blowing experience. My husband and I are very much in love and being able to work through this together has only strengthened our sex-life and relationship as a whole.
As other people have said, lots of girls don't like anal sex because it hurts and it's kindof gross and demeaning. Same reasons why I like it.
Well it has been almost one year since I posted this topic and the bitch still hasn't let me in. Sometimes I try ramming a finger or two up there but she usually starts crying after I'm one nuckle deep. I tell her I will lube it up to stop it tearing all the time but instead she just goes and sits in the shower and stares vacantly at a wall. Now after a year of this you can imagine my frustration, and not only that but lately she has been saying she deserves better and that I am so lucky she hasn't already left. I tell her if I'm so lucky I would have found a girl that actually knows how to please a man.
Sweet. If that chic is dumb enough to stick with you for another 60 years I hope she still never gives it to you.
You must be the second dumbest jerk in the world. The only one dumber is me …. for responding to your original question! Great idea SarahJ ….. I’ll bet he will really like Big Bubba’s ten inch black snake up his ass and down his throat. Maybe he’ll learn a little respect for women!
wow. dude, are you for fucking real? i mean, i pretty much have the same situation as you, but the difference is, you obviously don't love her and treat her like shit. do yourself (and her) a favor and tell her you need to break up with her cuz you're a dick. and then find a skanky night club chick who will take it in the ass for you. or better yet: www.craigslist.com if you're that frustrated about gettin anal, its probably worth the $200.
Unless this entire thread is a bad joke.... Does your girlfriend post on any forums? If so, can I have the name of the forum and her handle? I'd like to advise her on what kind of gun to buy.
silk, quite frankly i'm suprised that your GF is still with you a year later. you obviously dont love her & treat her with respect. if it was me, i'd have fucked you off along time ago. you sound much more immature than your 19 years. i'm not really that in to anal, i have tried & i kinda have mixed reviews about it. there has been times that i've really enjoyed it & times that i have hated it. as soon as i have told my fiance that i'm not enjoying it he stops penatrating me straight away. see this is the difference between you silk & my fiance, he has so much respect for my feelings & pleasure that he will pull out if he knows i'm not enjoying it. he would never ever presure me in to anything. i love having my anus rubbed, i find that having the anus rubbed while having my clit stimulated at the same time is most pleasurable. last night when me & the OH were 69ing he was licking my clit while rubbing my bum hole, it was intence. he slipped a finger in there & for a little while & at first it felt pleasurable after a few minuits that pleasure wore off. i find that the bit i get most pleasure from with the anus is the enterance, the muscle bit. when my OH sticks his finger in just where the muscles are i like this but if he puts a finger up any further i hate it. when we have had anal sex i have to be so relaxed & extreamly turned on & horney. i found that what i like is the head of his penis just in my bum & him slowly pulling it in & out. one thing that i found extreamly pleasureable last week was, we had been making love in the spooning position, my OH had pulled out & cum all over my bum hole. he was rubbling my clit & was extreamly turned on. i grabbed hold of his dick & rubbed the head of it against my bum hole untill i came. i had the most intence orgasm ever & he obviousley got turned on by his dick rubbing against my bum hole because he came again.
torz - - Excellent post! Maybe SliK will realize what he’s missing because of his attitude toward his GF.
Hopefully she has friends that will break your freakin' knees! Have fun, play safely, and don’t play with fire! __________________ Om Mani Padme Hum
I hope she breaks it off if you try to force anything on her. Its kind of pathetic that you are in a relationship and you are so worried about anal sex that you don't give a damn what your girlfriend wants. With that attitude you have she will drop your ass soon.
I've leared from experience not to force your dick in a girls mouth, they bite. Her ass on the other hand...... By the time I'm through with her she'll be begging for a facial just so I stop annihilating her asshole. Oh and if she hasn't "dropped my ass" after 15 months I don't think the dumb bitch ever will.
You may be right Slothguy, but I have a serious concern. There are many impressionable pubescent young'uns here that could easily be swayed into emulating slik's atrocious attitudes and behaviors. There are three reasons for my thinking that this guy is not joking: 1. His posts in other threads show the same attitude toward women. 2. He does not appear to be smart enough to carry off this joke. 3. He is from Oz, where disrespecting women is very common. Om Tare Tuttare Ture Svāhā__________________ Sheryl Soft and tender, tough and hard .... Never touched a razor .... I shall love her always!
Some women just aren't into anal sex, and it's not something you should pressure her into doing. Maybe talk it over with her and what not, but don't force it. Respect her wishes.