Why do men have nipples?

well hell i guess it could be in that case.

 

well, i remember some comedian saying that men turn ANYTHING into sexual innuendo..."she needs her tires rotated...heh heh heh...I'LL ROTATE HER TIRES, ALRIGHT!"

 

Sounds German. Leave it to the Germans to come up with some wicked kinky shit.

 

What??!! man milk could be very sexual.

 

Try being a poolplayer and keeping your stick straight so you can put the ball in the hole.

 

D'oh, I'll drive it straight in the hole. hehe

 

But no bending over the balls, please!

We can always save that for later.

 

it's amazing how you guys do that.

 

What do you think pistons do for us?

And the swaying of the sea?

And a key going into the keyhole?

And a flower bud?

 

amazing.

 

But what I really want to know is...why the dishes?

Or the scrubbing the floor?

Or the pillow fight.

 

i don't know. i gave up trying to figure it out.

 

Bah, just leisurely speculation.

The scrubbing is obvious.

The pillow fight and the feathers is too.

NOW, the dishes...

 

the greatest mystery ever.

 

I think it's the defenselessness.

And the slightly bent head. Possibly the rubber gloves!

 

and the knives and forks....no, it makes no sense.

 

Yeah, that's far-fetched, kc.

 

so says you...you shoulda seen me before medication.

 

My friend's uncle could squeeze a drop out of his nipples LOL

this may shock you.

but yes Mank is real.

 

Horses and mice are the only species of mammal in which the females have nipples, but the males don't. bet you didnt know THAT!! woo woo