Why do guys have nipples?

I've SERIOUSLY been wondering the same thing. Because my boy dog has nipples...and okay, I know it's retarded that I didn't know they had nipples, but anyway, it's dumb! He's a boy!

 

Guys have nipples so that we can nipple cripple them back.
God cares about women too.

 

so you can rub them in a cirulary motion while in front of a big crowd

 

I'm sure men have them so that if the woman died during delivery the male could nurse them so the baby wouldn't die as well... with all the medical technology death durning labor isn't as big of worry, plus there are bottles and wet nurses these days.

It has to be a back up plan from way back...

 

hahahahaha ahhhh hahahahaha

thats funny

 

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hyuda da da doken!!!!

 

What can I sayz, coffee turns me into a nerd sometimes.

 

So women can suck on them and then go, "What's the big fuckin' deal?!!"

 

it's cause they're sexy
duh