Why do guys have nipples?

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  1. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    he'll always be Prax to me.
     
    zen_arcade, Nov 10, 2008
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  3. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    word.
     
    zilla939, Nov 10, 2008
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  5. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    nipples?

    i have two penis's on my chest
     
    heeh2, Nov 10, 2008
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  7. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Like George Washington?
     
    Aristartle, Nov 10, 2008
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  9. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    It's because whereas I am all woman, you are only half woman. So you have boobs but they are useless...
     
    daisymae, Nov 10, 2008
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  11. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    I have boobs?!

    *fondles*
     
    Ocean Bionic, Nov 10, 2008
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  13. AquaLight

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    It could be useful if you consider a sex change operation.
     
    AquaLight, Nov 10, 2008
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  17. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I think it's because God was sitting there looking at his creation one day and said, "hmm...I feel the man needs something useless on his body...the bellybutton just isn't cutting it." Then BAM! Nipples!
     
    lovelyxmalia, Nov 10, 2008
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  19. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Yup, and the more Twinkies you eat, the bigger they get!
     
    daisymae, Nov 10, 2008
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  21. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    She's right. Look at the sheepman pics. I'm a bit moobish. :(
     
    Zoomie, Nov 10, 2008
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  23. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I like moobs. :D

    *squeeze*
     
    daisymae, Nov 10, 2008
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  25. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    *squish*
     
    Zoomie, Nov 10, 2008
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  27. Burnt

    Burnt Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    It's not always a straight cut as the whole X verses Y explanation. Some men are born with a XXY, XXXY, XXXXY and so on chromosomal make up and some of these men have evident breast tissue and even can lactate.
     
    Burnt, Nov 10, 2008
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  29. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    all nipples are for clamping!

    fine specimens....

    [​IMG]

    classic clamp....

    [​IMG]


    attach to car battery, or use adapter to plug into standard household socket for electrifying sexual experiences....

    [​IMG]
     
    TheGanjaKing, Nov 10, 2008
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  31. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    some men do lactate.
     
    Dave_techie, Nov 10, 2008
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  33. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Men can also get Breast Cancer. Go to any Susan G. Komen event and you'll see at least three guys who had it.

    I only know that because I've made it my personal life goal to save the ta-tas.
     
    Zoomie, Nov 10, 2008
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  35. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    well d'uh........Men like nipple stimulation too:)
     
    mariecstasy, Nov 10, 2008
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  37. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    bras are the cause of breast cancer. take em off and burn em
     
    TheGanjaKing, Nov 10, 2008
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  39. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Amen, brother.
     
    Zoomie, Nov 10, 2008
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