Why Did My Pizza Come With A Little Table On It?

How come you didn't post your review for this pizza, bro? Nevermind, I will do it for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khSkKf4tjdM

 

I'm Speechless......



Cheers Glen.

 

i dont even think hes speaking english the first 25 seconds on the video lol

 

Rollin', WTF dude. I just watched yet ANOTHER pizza review video you just released TODAY reviewing Chuck E. Cheese pizza. Who the fuck orders a pizza from Chuck E. Cheese?? Seriously bro, this is an all-time low for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgda4xMEMj0

 

I feel so bad for that cars transmission..

 

Did you really think he needed an explanation for what the piece of plastic in the middle of his pizza was for?

He started this thread because he was bored / wanted some smartalecky remarks

Like this:

The table is so the liitle mice in the pizza kitchen have somewhere to sit whilst the pizza is sitting there still waiting to get picked up by the delivery guy whos taking his time running across the road to the Ikea to take a dump and not wash his hands

 

well don't you think he deserved both? of course he probably knew, or so i would guess, but if someone wants someones attention to ask them a question they deserve at least a factual answer, as well as optionally a fanciful one, whether they actually wanted it or not. i don't know, i guess i'm too inhumanly cold about things like that. and sometimes i forget the difference, that on line i'm here voluntarily, but even here i'm i look for what is more interesting to me then the narrow box of the familiar most people seem to live in, which i doubt very much, in their secret heart of hearts, anyone else really wants to entirely confine themselves within either.

 

This pizza came with an entire fucking plate in the middle of it, not just a little plastic table!

 

I had never seen that before cuz i dont really order pizza to my house. And it looks like other people dont even get one of those on their pizzas so i dont think its that weird to ask.

 

Well Done MeAgain........



Cheers Glen.

 

Dude, dude, was trying to defend your err ummm...

Should have just left it, or gone for...pfft of course I knew what the little table was for

 

Don't eat it. Put it in the bin.

Its a mouse platform
ie an eating platform for mice.
They sit on the table and eat the cheese.
Otherwise they could get their feet stuck in the cheese - and be unable to escape before the lid closes.
Obviously animal rights people working there. Complete nutcases..!

 

These Americans are crazy.

 

Lol at it being a patented 'invention'. But it seems very handy indeed and never saw it here either. Although I haven't ordered a pizza delivery in at least a year and I only made use of one so who knows

 

there is a pizza box that comes with the table you can turn into weed pipe..

 

I bet whoever came up with that idea was really high when they did.

 

There should be a disclaimer on the plastic piece: "Warning. Do not eat. It may be bad for your health."
Such a warning might be appropriate for the pizza too.