Why are women not intelligent.?

I'm not banned though

 

Females are frightened.
Hence

 

Please,
all I want is some woman to make me laugh
before I go to bed. Otherwise i will stay up
and spam you.....

 

3 rep points for the first female to reply

 

1. "Women are crazy and men are stupid, and the reason women are crazy is cuz men are stupid." George Carlin
2. Oh, the good ol' days, when men were men, and sheep were nervous....
3. Why don't men get mad cow disease? Cuz we're pigs.
4. Why don't men lick their testes like a dog? Cuz we can't reach.
5. Why do women have periods? Cuz they deserve them.

I figured I'd spew some equal opportunity gender hate, to try to offset the humourless one dimensional dissing I have read here.

What is the definition of rejection for a man. When he is 'shaking hands with the bishop'.....think about it...it'll come to ya... and his hand falls asleep.

Why are wedding gowns white? So the new dishwasher will match the fridge and stove.
Why did the woman cross the road? Beats me, I don't know why she was out of the kitchen.

What is the first thing a woman does with her a**hole in the morning. Sends him off to work.
Welcome to my Tavern, make yourself at home. Liquor up front, and poker in the rear.
How does a real lady hold her liquor? By the ears.
How do you keep an ignorant, braindead, sexist, hatemongering, nonsense spraying simpleton in suspense?
.......

 

O! plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!