Why are guys so fucking complicated?

Discussion in 'Relationships' started by maluhia, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. maluhia

    maluhia Member

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    Haha truee, I guess I dont have enough experience then :( What can I do now? Just let it go or go after him?!?
     
  2. tricknologist

    tricknologist menace to sobriety

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    Go after him.
     
  3. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    you bruised his ego.

    if you let him touch you around the stomach and stuff regardless

    i'm not surprised he went for a kiss.
     
  4. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    this is a lullzy thread.

    yeah just go after him.
    us guys really are simple if you don't throw in special requirements and secret trap doors
     
  5. maluhia

    maluhia Member

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    Hahaha good point :afro:
     
  6. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    go after him. Just be honest and upfront, tell him you like him and you were hoping he would put the moves on you all night but he took you off guard with the way he went about it.

    lol I feel like i sound exactly like an advice column in a teen magazine.
     
  7. maluhia

    maluhia Member

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    Hahahahahaha thank you so much :) we will see if I have courage enough haha

    Thank you everyone again
     
  8. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    don't forget to cup the balls
     
  9. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    the balls???

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    or his balls??? :confused:

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  10. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    Yea, exactly-at least most of us are that way. And people are always telling me that women are complicated-compared to men, I think that's true-but my wife-she absolutely takes the freakin' cake. She can take the simplest thing and complicate it completely to death-I think she'd drive any woman crazy, not just a man. She's really just too much.
     
  11. PurpByThePound

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    it's up in the air between the two...just don't forget "THE BALLS"
     
  12. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    THE BALLLS!!!!

    side note: man parts really arent all that attractive. I never notice during sex because I'm all into it then, but just looking at a picture of balls makes you really take note of the fact that its a pretty ugly body part.

    Quite functional, however.
     
  13. Marchfool

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    What signals were you giving him? If you were giving strong signals and then when he acted on them yyou acted like you didn't like him, which it seems you did then what's he supposed to think?
     
  14. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    you don't like to look at testes?!?!?!?!
     
  15. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Ok. I'll say it, since no one else has

    Maybe its just the other girl was hotter
     
  16. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGMDBppWBOo"]Joy Division - She Lost Control - YouTube
     
  17. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    it's been empirically suggested countless times

    that men do go on looks.

    women look ideally for more of an emotional connection.

    go figure.
     
  18. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    many women classified as a ''cock tease'' are not even aware that they are one

    this is my theory based on all women denying that they are a cock tease


    signed..blueballs
     
  19. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    grunt grunt
     
  20. jamgrassphan

    jamgrassphan Get up offa that thing Lifetime Supporter

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    Read what you wrote here - I mean really read it - remove yourself from it and read it:

    "even though I like him, I still have my dignity haha I am not gonna kiss him right away!!! So I kinda avoided it, but not like PUSHING him away, but you know, slightly pushing him away haha and then he just walked away, not even looking at my face to say something!"

    And you think "guys are complicated?"

    "Guys" really like women who know what they want and aren't too "dignified" to show it. This strange sense of "dignity", which is really just a puritanical system of sexual repression is the source of most of the problems people face in relationships. Guys in general aren't complicated and they tend to avoid situations and people that seem overly complicated.
     
  21. *Doc*

    *Doc* Gone but never forgotten RIP Lifetime Supporter

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    All I can say is totally and completely mind boggling, and I also wonder her age ;)
     

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