Why Are All Guys Assholes!?!?!?!?

JamesMorbid · Nov 7, 2015

Mr.Writer said:

I think that there's a disconnect between the seriousness of having sex and the list of gifts james received. I have to tell you, I'm 30 years old, and neither me, nor anybody I have ever known, has received gifts this splendid for their birthdays or christmases combined . . .

you (and some friends) got him a FEW rooms at a resort with dirt bike racing, free arcade games, a ps4, destiny, an iphone6, a new suit, and you shined his shoes? Do you on some level understand that this list can comprise the entire lifetime gifts that some people receive? This sounds more appropriate for a 40th wedding anniversary than a 16 year old birthday party. Truly you must be one of the 1% richest people on earth.

So then he wants to have sex with you, which is completely natural, because he's your boyfriend, and you've just showered him with unfathomable material wealth and affection . . . so to him it's obvious that you are just BANANAS for him, and it's time for you two to connect and make love. Your reason for not wanting to is pregnancy, but this makes no sense in the age of condoms, spermicide, plan B, and safe legal abortions (should you win the unlucky lottery). You flip out because he asked politely for you to do it with him? Was that so outrageous on his part? He obviously is a guy who gets what he wants, wouldn't you say Kerry? Wouldn't you say you are a source of this attitude he has?

Have you thought that maybe what he wanted was a night of passion with you instead of all that material crap?

Do you think maybe you sent a message that was way, way, WAY too strong for someone your age?

Are you dating jesus christ himself? What on EARTH does a guy do to deserve all this stuff? And what on earth does a guy HAVE to do to then deserve a night with his girlfriend?

If you are a troll you are the best goddamn troll I have ever met in my life and I for one salute you sir! I SALUTE YOU SIR!!
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This... If youre serious, youre not just a rich bitch, youre an idiot and this comes from an a-sexual...

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