ahahhaha, at this time, still i must point out i dunno while we're talking about family, i have to talk about my mom because shes the best part My mom worked for NASA and did a job for the CIA in Africa. She currently thinks the mob or CIA is after her, and is convinced the house is bugged, the phones are tapped, and there are spy cameras in the house She also thought people at work were talking about her behind her back saying "psst... linda shits in the corners"
ahahahh. because she thought people were saying this, she got up early in the morning, put on her pants, punched a hole through them where the buttons would normally be, and puta padlock on them