Who's masturbating right now!?

I

 

I’m wanking like mad and I can’t see my self stopping

 

I need to do the same.

 

Get on it I’m so close to cumming

 

Starting now.

 

Feeling better now?

 

I’m going for number 2!

 

I haven't cummed yet, so we're both going at it.

 

That’s really hot, thinking of you stroking your dick

 

I could blow any time now.

 

I’m about to too

 

Let's go then.

 

Mine is building up

 

I'll wait then. We can go together.

 

I’m cumming

 

Oh, do I ever wish I had access to a woman's vagina right now...

 

Darn it. I might be another minute. My penis isn't cooperating.

 

I am

 

Dear Entire World,

At this moment I am masturbating.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.


Rob

 

I’m stood in my front garden naked from the waist down, it’s just after midnight here, and I’m rubbing and Stroking away. Love a good public wank, might take a walk whilst playing, see who I can find to join in