Who's masturbating right now!?

using siri while beating off makes it better....the aussie siri is a dirty girl

 

ok so I am with help of a friend she likes to help

 

Well I've just had the most amazing phone sex with my wife so I certainly am!!!
Wearing a pair of her favourite knickers is certainly helping me along to!

 

Certainly wish I was

 

hands free for me thanks to my quiet wireless egg vibrator

 

Yes. I wonder what the response rate of is of people not masturbating and responding to this thread is....

 

I'm not masturbating right now but having had anal sex with my lovely wife twice this morning, I feel like I should be!
She's made me feel incredibly horny all day; my balls are fit to burst thinking about this morning's fuckfest!
So I will certainly be masturbating later on this evening or, better still, my good lady wife may take over and do it for me!
I shall be stopping off at the florists (again!) on the way home.
Fingers crossed people!!!

 

I will be later tonight for sure.

 

. . . not a taboo. a necessity
daily

 

Very soon.

 

. . . sometimes two hands
most often two toys
always 2 C batteries

 

Admittedly, I'm not wanking right now.
But if I'm not wanking, then I'm probably thinking about wanking.
And if I'm not thinking about wanking, then I'm probably thinking about thinking about wanking.
Although if I'm not....oh fuck it! I enjoy wanking okay?
Taboo? No way!
An amazing pastime?? Oh yes!!

I didn't say I was always doing it myself though did I? It was our 14th wedding anniversary in June. I wonder, over all those years, how many times my lovely wife has w....STOP IT!!!

 

Hope to be in a few hours.

 

Just finished....it was a good one too, made all the naughtier by Wifey sleeping soundly beside me.
Puuurrrrrrr....
Maybe I can get to sleep now!

 

Will be in 5....4....3......

 

Well I wasn't going to, but just flipped through my picture list on my iPad and got a look at the one of my female friend that always gets me going.............yep, I'm masturbating.

 

Hah, who isn't? A day should start with some hardcor masturbation, if not fuck

 

your username is 3GirlsAndAToy. it's right next to your posts.

 

I am and to photos of Pornstar Miss Hayden Winters! It feels good and She is pretty!

 

ups I did it again ;P