Who wishes they had a robot boyfriend/girlfriend?

not according to family history. i have a doctor's appointment soon to check me out. i'm insane, have hot flashes, forget everything and don't function quite normally for me.

i can't wait to be a cougar, though.

 

nah, I aint sayin anything like that. I'm just saying, my house is full of conversation. My ears get no rest till bedtime. I wouldnt pay good money for something to talk to me. Thats all I'm sayin.

 

thats fucked... hope the docs can tell you something positive...

 

Sorry dave... had to see if you liked risking your life... lol

 

meh. it's not all bad except being crazy and not functioning. there are a huge number of things about being a female that just plain piss me the fuck off. like monthly mood swings. so i'm looking into a popular herbal remedy for suggish endocrine systems. women going through menopause seem to get results and doctors are even recommending it, as opposed to prescription meds and phytoestrogen supplement.s

 

my poor dave. he's a trooper, though. thank god.

 

I wont complain about my home life. It's good, man. I'm a blessed man. Just dont need to pay thousands for conversation. hehe, i already have two dishwashers and friggin7 conversation units in my home. Yes even the fucking dog and cats talk to me.

 

I much prefer women to guys for almost anything, but I can honestly say that I think women got the shitty end of the stick when it comes to biology... lol

 

totally true. you talk more than me, though.

 

lol, I thought their whole line of 'sometimes you want to talk after sex' to be a hoot... you want conversation after sex, have sex with a human lol

 

and smart...

 

My cat comes in when I'm pissin, hops up on the counter and just starts chattin away. I'm like, fawck, can I have a sec, here?

Yeah, I have the gift of gab and all I'm sayin is I aint payin for more. my words r gettin twisted.

 

only for comic relief man...

We all know she'd beat you to death if you were really like that... lol

 

Just tryin to avoid bein layed out on the slab.

 

hehehe. i'm really not scary. i swear.

 

I don't mind the "robot" part, but the "girlfriend" part scares me.

 

they'd be too demanding for the price, huh? you need a robot that'll pay YOU.

 

No more demanding than a Jewish girlfriend and with more personality and charisma


Hotwater

 

my stepfather's first wife was a particularly beautiful JAP. i think he concurs.