who wants to sleep with a goat?

Sleeping, not sexing. If you grew up in rural Alberta you may have cuddled the odd cow or chicken.

 

I'm begining to Believe there's more Intelligent Life
North of the Border than South...

 

where does mexico fit into this?

 

I'm tired of meaningless sex with random farm animals. IT's OK when you're young but you get to a point where you really start hoping to find some nice well bred goat you can settle down with and raise kids.

 

haha
was the 'raise kids' thing a pun?
cause I really enjoyed it either way

 

My gut ripped when you said that. I will have to favor my ribs tomorrow too.

 

Unfortunately no.

 

I was serious. I guess there's no place in this world for a romantic (*sniff*)

 

Sure guys, go ahead and make fun of my dreams.

 

jeez, I'm sorry

here, have some goat steaks

 

i'll go and buy a cat, a cheap one i guess. im really serious. u guys dont laugh at my seriousness.

 

*this joke will never get old*

here have some General Tso's

 

If you have to buy it, it's not true love.

 

then why am I feeding this bitch?

*takes the puppy chow for self*

 

we can develop a true love slowly. no free meals nowadays, even love

 

Really guys, cats and dogs are too high maintanance.
now goats, they'll just graze in your backyard. that way you know they're not just in it for the free food.

(trust me, I've been around the barn)

 

Slept w/ the dogs on the bed on a cold Night?

 

i'd snuggle with one.. but not hump it

 

tease

 

the goat has no thumbs.. he won't call me the next day.. i already know this