Who Wants to Marry a Princess?

Handmaidens and ladies in waiting..? I'm there...

 

I am the Hip Princess! I rule you!

 

this sounds excellent and although i do not even come close to a decent suitor for happyhaha. i do wish to join your forces with my small tribe of 200 or so strong, fearsome celtic warriors, women, and children. i also offer the great magical, forseeing, and healing powers of my eldest and most skilled druid shamen. i ask only for a territory for myself to govern and for my peoples to settle and live richly upon the warm, giving soils of our Mother Earth.


peace, bob

 

excellent....we could use one of my war strategists...they're good at planning.

 

you rule me??
i dont remember consenting to this...
perhaps ill consider it, if you let me know what you require of me

 

I'll give you 2,000 acres and a donkey. And you answer to me... How's that sound?

 

Royalty is not something you consent to... you just deal with it. I'm really hot, and when you bow down to me, sometime you can see up my gown. There.

 

you have just saved the lives of your 200 strong fleet of warriors. they may join me, and the women and children may rest and live in our camps, the men will be expected to fight with all the others, but there is a 2 week rotation for troops...2 weeks fighting, two weeks resting.

 

umm hun, i think you should leave the matters of war up to me. besides, surely we can afford to give them more than 2,000 acres, over 40 percent of the worlds population will perish in this war and there will be plenty of land to go around.

 

you sound like an evil tyrant. there is no way i can allow you to rule any further.
i think a revolution is in order

 

2000 acres your highness!? that is but i pinch of soil. especially for my tribe of 200. i as not for land to live but for land to rome as we are primarily a migrating people. i would gratiously accept your donkey however (always wated one of those) but i ask that i might speak with your fiance on such matters as he controls the army i wish to fight with.


peace, bob a.k.a maurice cassidy of gillwell

 

thats what the aztecs and mayans said. look how much good it did THEM.
resist and die, its really that simple.

 

Listen, strange women lying in ponds and handing out swords is no basis for a system of government.

 

how does half of florida sound?

 

haha i love that movie!

danger your majesty i apreciate your response and i do like the idea of twoo week rotation. i know my men will as they are used to fighting for long months on end. i however will be sure that they do not become lazy and they shall serve to their utmost ability.


yours in service and gratitude, maurice cassidy of gillwell

 

Um.. sorry... I have no real concept of land or whatever. 200,000? I suppose I could let my future Prince handle these matters, but I am keeping an eye on him. And I will give you two extra donkeys for your troubles. And an alpaca. *Don't be alarmed by its pinkness... I was just testing some hair dye before a royal ball*

 

Supreme executive power
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that,
eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me,
you saw it didn't you?

 

You have to call me Your Royal Hahaness from now on, too.... by the way....

 

would it be to much to ask for new england, and free roam of the seas your highness?


yours in service, maurice cassidy of gillwell

 

I think you're pushing it, champ....