Who Pees In The Shower?!

Two of my main goals in life are to teach my dog to write his name in the snow, and to teach him to drink through a straw

 

Make sure to work on your penmanship

 

I peed in the shower again today lol. But practicing to aim for the tiny holes in the drain lol

 

Turns out he's never learned how to write in cursive, so this is going to be tougher than I first thought

 

You have to learn to write before you can pee

 

As it turns out, as a little kid learning my ABC's, we always sang the ABC song, and when we got to "K", we always sang LMNOP real fast.... and so I thought an 'elemeno' P was a special kind of P.... so I guess that's kind of learning to write before you can "P" (LOL)

 

P is an honorary vowel when you're writing in the snow haha

 

And now you've got me laughing again, I'll probably never be able to make a P in the snow again without thinking about that LOL

 

I can't imagine you're peeing in the snow a lot during the year, especially in the dog days of summer haha. Or maybe you have a freezer to apologize to lol

 

I like hiking/camping in both winter and summer, so I have to admit not a lot of snow signatures in summer. Did have a girlfriend that really loved playing with ice cubes though, now THAT was fun, both her placing them in her mouth, and also 'other places' to let me find them.... yes, refrigeration can be fun

 

Everybody. why would you not?

 

I do and am not ashamed.

I had a girlfriend that liked to blow me in the shower. Once afterwards, when she stood up to rinse her mouth out, I peed all over her ass and legs. I’m pretty sure she never knew.

 

Do you know why you peed on her? Or you just felt that urge and you didn't know why?

 

Well, I had to immediately upon getting in the shower, then the post orgasm need to pee was strong.

Although I’m not ordinarily into the whole peeing thing, I found it really hot to piss on her ass.

it was like cumming on her only it lasted longer.

 

I know 'oh I just couldn't hold it' probably wouldn't suffice and that would be the last bj for a while....

 

I always do. I like to mark my territory.

 

Regularly or only when you feel the urge to make your presence known?

 

What you pee into a bulb. That can be dangerous, I think.

 

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It's ear wax I struggle with .