Who here is a random wierdo?

Can anyone here tell me why birds always run away when I flip them off?

 

Because you look like a cat?

 

I don't think I do...well. I hope I don't.

 

its raining on a sunny day at night.

wow, if you ate lotion, you aren't randomly wierd. you have a problem.

WEEEEEE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!!!

 

because they're jealous that you have hands and they dont.... Its sad. Sad. SADDDDD.... BAMANGOES!!! Taste like Reggie. In a bottle. Okay they dont. I dont eat Reggies. You know what i dont even know a reggie but its a nice name. in my opinion most names are.

 

every body needs a bosom for a pillow, every body needs a bosom, mines on the 45

 

You forgot to put No!!!!! on there, thats my answer

 

Get up-Ah
Ah-Get on up!
Stay on scene now!
Like a sex machi---Wait, is tummy-rubbing like foreplay for a dog?

 

I'd like to change the world; it's wet and screaming.

 

peanut butter spaghetti chasing the yellow wrench to the stool.

 

on its way home from karate.

 

Im a limp legged orange necked viking love monkey.... SERIOUSLY... *as his mouth is foaming dripping to the floor*

Who took my cheese?

 

On Friday my dog which didn't yet exist ate my E. Pluribus Unum on the alternate trans-Saturday which stood before the mighty majestic earlobe quivering within a sacred Geritol bottle fed baby back rib jet setting 4'11' transsexual giant caterpillar jumping at the food of a 24 hour toadstool roadhouse wine bottle...

 

now that guy is wierd.... lol j/k

 

That's the nicest thing said to me this side of last week and the Mississippi River.

 

Exsqueeze me? baking powder?

 

OH em gee!!!!!

today i went to the doctor, and they gave me two shots. and took blood....
twice. *sigh!* i almost died. i hate needles. :ack:
lololol... thats one weird lookin smiley. hahahaa
AWESOMEnESS!!!!!! XD

 

I think y'all missed what the actual meaning of the word random in fact is.

"random" is not non-sequitor behavior. Random is a mathematical concept. if a mathemetician, better yet, a cryptographer, could find a true generator of randomness, they would cream themselves.

right now, the best randoms have to do with prime numbers and zeta functions (prime numbers because there is no way to tell when the next prime number will be it's all about brute forcing it)