Who are your weird crushes?

Silas the albino monk from The Da Vinci Code.

 

I don't have any weird crushes, they're all living real people and dogs and cats and birds, etc.

 

Ooo, you like those prim and proper types . They're usually the hottest of the 'lassies' .

 

I also have a crush on a cop here in town who's like twice my age. But god...he's hot and flirty. And I bet he's good in the sack. Hahaha.

 

so tell himn right in his face... Fuck me officer !

My crash is Pamela Anderson <3

 

lewis black :S

 

I just saw Fantastic Four last night, so add Ben Grimm to the list.

AWESOME! Lewis Black is the man...

 

Professional wrestler Raven

 

Stone Phillips!!!! , Keith Olbermann, Justin Timberlake, Derek...what's his last name...the one that played for the yankees?, This guy at work who is really goofy looking but looks like my 7th grade boyfriend, one of my best friends...just curious about how it woulld be but he says I think like a dude so that's not gonna happen, my 58 year-old ex boss d: ...oh snap, Jennifer Lopez, one of my girlfriends

...hmmmm I think I'm kinda horny now, thanks a lot! d:

 

sigh okay here it goes...The Rock...I have no idea why *bows head in shame*

 

Winona Ryde, cuz I think she's a pill popper just like me.

 

mmmm we have to stick together ya know...Limbaugh really afected the viewpoint on our minority status d:

 

Go team Rx!!!

Its funny, but most of my crushes are on girls who would be concidered, by some, drug addicts.

Helena Bonham Carter was so HOT in the movie "Novocaine" The Movie itself was not great, but her character was oh so hot!

 

Sean Connery

"having a crush on Angelina Jolie isn't weird half the american population does"

 

I dig women with big noses.

 

I have a weird crush on a lot of the gals on hipforums that post cuz I'm attracted to the intellect it takes to communicate.......now that IS weird being attracted to intellect and not so much looks, isn't it?

 

Tony Blair.

 

Can you tell that to the pharmacist who yesterday said my refill wasn't up yet?
She is hot...I thought she was hot in Planet of the Apes...

 

Kevin Spacey, (i know he's gay though..but he's sooooooo cuuuute, in a 'my friend's older dad' kind of way..)
Jim Carrey, I used to crush on..
Jeremy Irons, James Mason, this next one I adore ,Rudolph Valentino..I dont care if he had so many lovers and probably venerial diseases, he's hot in my book.
Edward James Olmos, (dont ask,i dont even know why)
that's all I can think of now..

 

all my crushes are weird, I seem to get huge crushes on people I can never have...