Who are your weird crushes?

I have a girl I have never met that I text everyday. I love her... without her I would be fuckin sad.

 

OOOO John Goodman I can see where you're coming from.

 

janis joplin

 

I used to have a thing for Drew Carey. I've been in love with Bill Maher for 10 years now lol. Robert Carlyle is one sexy bastard too. Also, I have a crush on someone that's not even real: Altair from the game Assassin's Creed.

 

Keanu Reeves for me .I have been into him since Bill & Ted's excellent adventure .I have a total crazy thing for him .Not stalker crazy just am crazy about him .It's not likely I will ever meet him which is OK ,I will just admire him from afar .

 

A younger (but legal!) friend from my home town.

 

Pretty much all of my crushes are weird in their own delicious little ways.


Dave Matthews, Alton Brown, Gordon Ramsey, Kevin Smith, Michael Cera, Conan O' Brian, Rachel Maddow, Billy Zane... and tons more, I'm sure. I find awkwardness, humor and massive amounts of knowledge to be incredibly sexy.

 

I have man-crushes all the time. Weird for a gigolo. :biggrin:

Edit: Frank Zappa is a crush of mine too, OP.

 

Oh, its Boogabaah - no contest.

 

he can read me the back of a cereal box anytime he likes.

 

I have a celebrity cousin Tania zaetta-from who dares wins. But she's not weird
i just like showing off

http://www.google.com.au/images?hl=...itle&resnum=1&ved=0CDsQsAQwAA&biw=896&bih=480

 

clint eastwood haha i know thats wierd but hes hot for an old guy and the guy who plays steven from that 70s show.

 

Dorothy Parker

 

Alan Rickman and Ray Liotta

 

*Zooey deschenel (sp)?
*Constance Marie (the mom/wife from George Lopez show)
*Daria...the mtv cartoon character. If she was real id put a ring on it
*Rayven Simone (that's so Rayven/ Olivia on the cosby show)

 

I want to hate fuck Ann Coulter while Christine O'Donnell watches and masturbates. I share absolutely no political views with either of them and frankly I think Coulter is a Nazi but I find both women physically attractive.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Jesus

makes me horny, and at the same time, the only person i can probably bring home to my mom.

 

Orison.

Just love the way his balls pop out of that dress.

 

I am straight redheaded girl and I currently have a crush on a girl and a mexican boy.

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