Which made up occupation would you most prefer? (the one with the actual poll)

I chose bedtester, but only because Johnny Appleseed wasn't part of the poll.

 

I would be an Evil wizard every other day to give people false hope and bait them into the open to zap them into living room furniture and open a magic furniture store and be rich as shit.

 

Yes, Enraged Angel, and I'm famous, seriously?

I'm just bad assed.

 

I would like to be a dictator.


But Nesta didn't make that an option, so I choose to be the president.

 

poopsmith!

really I'm just in it for the business cards.

Kacie, Poopsmith Extraordinaire
with a little smiling turd being shoveled someplace beneath

 

those cards sound great. think i would do bed testing, theres definate potential there to lie down on the job

 

you could have as many as you like :]

 

Out of the weird options wizard, I'd do some crazy shit.