Which leg is your penis resting upon?

nah maybe i'm just wierd....there...now it's on the left

 

I have mine stretched and resting comfortably in the crack of my ass.

 

congrats jerk...your first post and i think i just cracked a rib laughing

 

left, no right, wait, back on the left.

 

Look at that... 14 lefts... only 2 rights... what is the reasoning behind this? will i ever sleep again?

 

The people on the right are the cool ones cuz....everybody can't be cool

 

*adjusts*

im cool now

 

...right leg! Yeah! I must be a cool black man - nope just a regular white dude

 

My tailor would say that I "dress to the left."

My theory is that when I piss, I push my cock into my pants with dominant (right) hand. Thus, a habit is born and when it does hang to the right it feels wierd enough that I ajust.

 

makes sense...I have a pocket on the inside of my pants for my dick to stay put.

 

welcom to the forum elduderino ,peace,

 

I have a left-wing penis.

 

Leftie here too.........

 

If my dick is doing all the brainworks for me, he also must be left-winged. That's incredible... aren't there any army statistics on this topic?

 

I think it depends on if you wear boxers or normal underwear....

 

I'm left but, I wouldn't use the words 'resting on', maybe 'resting against'. I kinda think I should've put center, my computer chair is pretty big so I'm pretty roomy right now.

 

hmm im right handed, wear boxers and mine hangs to the right. righties aer the coolest by far

 

well my right ball hangs lower, and my penis rests on the right leg too. your theory cant be generalized mui, but it can be habitually determined. i masturbate with my right hand. what about you?

 

So for the poll I'm the 5th in the center/shrinkage position....Yes, I have a small penis. Shrunk up, Shrivelled, and when it is cold outside it likes to play turtle and hide his head inside. Oh Well, at least I admit it. I find it strange that all though small penis I have like 10 Pound balls?

 

you said it! haha