Which Hip Forums Member Would You Eat First?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Apr 29, 2016.

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  1. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I am pretty small actually. I barely look like I even lift.
     
    Pressed_Rat, Apr 29, 2016
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  3. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

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    guerillabedlam

    Sorry, G.
     
    Ashalicious, Apr 29, 2016
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  5. Total Darkness

    Total Darkness 100% Cocoa

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    The poster below me.
     
    Total Darkness, Apr 29, 2016
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  7. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    [​IMG]
     
    Tyrsonswood, Apr 29, 2016
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  9. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    You're right. Spices would be nice. I mean....it's an island but we can still be semi-civilized....right?
     
    Wizardofodd, Apr 29, 2016
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  11. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    I would like to eat toolmaggot. Yum.
     
    Joshua Tree, Apr 29, 2016
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  13. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    Eerily? Maybe?? With lots of Tabasco.
     
    tumbling.dice, Apr 29, 2016
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  15. Karen_J

    Karen_J Visitor

    Does that mean we shouldn't rape the sex slaves from L&S before we murder, cook, and eat them?
     
    Karen_J, Apr 30, 2016
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  17. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    As long as you use some spices when you prepare them for dinner.
     
    Asmodean, Apr 30, 2016
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  19. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I have the Creutzfeldt-Jakob zombie flesh eating herpes strain, you'd be better off eating Lodog

    Lodog is Philidelphia slang for a luke warm hotdog
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Apr 30, 2016
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  21. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    CJD can only be acquired if you eat the BRAINS …………………..as the Tribesmen of New Guinea found out the hard way [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
    hotwater, Apr 30, 2016
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  23. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Guess we are safe as far as VG goes, then....
     
    Tyrsonswood, Apr 30, 2016
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  25. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well that’s a matter of opinion [​IMG]



    Hotwater
     
    hotwater, Apr 30, 2016
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  27. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    I think a stew would be a traditional cannibal dish to make in these circumstances.
     
    Joshua Tree, May 1, 2016
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  29. Mattekat

    Mattekat Ice Queen of The North

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    I thought we could just spit roast vg.

    PS: still worth the various diseases.
     
    Mattekat, May 1, 2016
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  31. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    since i don't really feel i know anyone, whither on here, in real life, or anywhere else, well enough to know, i guess it would mostly depend on how they were prepared.

    i only wonder if i would be the first, because of not being enough useful or wanted to be around, or last, because the idea of doing so, would be perhaps not so appetizing to others.
    so whoever the consensus was, would be fine with me, and now that i've lived most of my life, even if it was me.

    i don't believe people wouldn't rather eat nice fisshes though.

    and if the 'island' were really just a chunk of rock with nothing growing on it, the ocean would probably rise and drown us all anyway,
    or it would erupt if it was a volcano, as it would most likely be.

    otherwise, the idea of it being completely devoid of other life, like most absolutes, would be improbable in the extreme.

    (also, if there wasn't a source of fresh (desalinated) water, the cannibalism wouldn't do, whoever didn't get eaten that much good either)
     
    themnax, May 2, 2016
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  33. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    [SIZE=11pt]How else but with some fava beans and a nice chianti [/SIZE][​IMG]


    [SIZE=11pt]Hotwater[/SIZE]
     
    hotwater, May 2, 2016
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  35. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    This sums it up!​
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    http://youtu.be/7Is2OeUZ6Sg​
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    Throw down all your silver spoons,​
    eat all of the raw meat with your hands.​

    Pick it up piece by piece,
    Pick it up piece by piece,
    Pick it up piece by piece.​
    ​
    Where are the bodies for dinner?
    I want my food!​
    What if you were starving to death and the only food you had was me, ​
    what would you say to the cannibal question?​
    Would your answer be perfectly free?​
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    Your mama told you never to eat your friends with your fingers and hands, but I say you ought to eat what you will,​
    shove it in your mouth any way that your can.​
    You think that I will come to your mouth, looking for a home.​
    But I get stuck sideways in your throat like a good old chicken bone.​
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    Where are the bodies for dinner?
    I want my food!
    Stay out the kitchen children,
    the cook is cleaning his gun,
    he just got back from the open market,​
    shooting his food on the run.​
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    Your mama told you never to eat your friends with your fingers and hands, but I say you ought to eat what you will,​
    shove it in your mouth any way that your can.​
    Sharpen your teeth for the family feast,​
    let all the hungry drool roll down your chin.​
    Hide the human and bring out the beast.
    Let all the animal games begin!​
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    Where are the bodies for dinner?
    I want my food!
    You could leave to dine on your friends,​
    pour their bones into a cannibal soup, muscles like steak, blood like wine,​
    save the brains to feed to troops.​
    ​
    Your mama told you never to eat your friends with your fingers and hands, but I say you ought to eat what you will,​
    shove it in your mouth any way that your can.​
    Scarlet juices oozing slow,​
    boiling in a human sea.
    Is it human dinner you're talking about?
    Then slice me tender raw and lean.​

    Where are the bodies for dinner?
    I want my food!​
    Oily fingers can hardly wait,​
    bodies slumped face in plate.
    Wake up the drunks the coffees on the fourteenth course has come and gone.​
    ​
    So long all day sucker your candy has come and gone,​
    and its left you with your mouth wide open.​
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    Just humming cannibal songs.​
     
    MeAgain, May 3, 2016
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  37. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|=|-|=|_

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    You better be sure to have me tied down otherwise I would not hesitate to have an Ashalicious burger. But out of curiosity, what part of me would you start out with?
     
    guerillabedlam, May 3, 2016
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  39. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

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    I'd start somewhere on your torso and work my way down........

    Hey, are we still on for a skype later today? I don't have the baby anymore - I'm sick so someone else is watching him instead.
     
    Ashalicious, May 3, 2016
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