Where to smoke?

And thanks for the advice and tips everyone!

 

Haha, mr. masked I enjoy reading your threads, and I'm glad to see you've chosen the sacred bud over some tussin. Enjoy partaking of the chron, my friend.

 

I think you will get high your first time, if you inhale properly. I got high my first time really high and i smoked a joint to myself. Unless you got some shitty shwag. Have you got the joints yet are they fat?

 

OK, you got me jackass.

I meant for the chick/dude to act like they were rock hunting or some such in the midst of smoking...but then, I guess you all figured that out anyway...in spite of the vast amusement. :sunny:

Edit: In my house jackass is a term of endearment.

 

Thank You :2thumbsup: , and lookin forward to it!

 

no i havent gotten them yet, im supposed to be getting them monday after school lol, I'll be sure to post how big they are. I sure hope i get them monday! ill be pissed if i dont, i was supposed to get it friday but the guy didnt have it apparently haha! (im very impatient )

 

I don't think its a good idea to give yourself such a short window of time to smoke and return to the house. You should wait until you can just chill on the trail, in the woods for a couple of hours or wait until your parents aren't home so you can smoke and return to the house without worrying about talking to them

pot can be really intense the first time and maintaining while having to be around your parents and talk to your parents might be difficult.

there is also danger of paranoia and panic attacks. these things can easily happen the first few times you smoke. It might be best to smoke with a friend so that you'll have somne to help calm you down if you start having a panic attack.

 

I remember eating and laughing almost uncontrollably. Mama had gone to the grocery store.

 

That is good advice, but what if i said i was going out for a few hours, but ended up not even getting high (it being my first time) then id be stuck chillin the forest for a few hours.. haha! I would like to go home so i can put some music on, but im rarely ever completely home alone my mom is usually home from work by the time im home from school, and my moms boyfriend is like always there as well (hes a complete douche, BUT he smokes weed as well, so he probably knows the signs of being high.. so he would probably bust me, and if he did bust me he'd snitch..) (and im not supposed to know he smokes pot btw haha) but, yeah.. so im rarely home alone, i could say im going to a friends house, but all my friends live in another town (cause thats were i go to school, only a 20min drive) but, they would ask if i needed a ride and how i got there.. ect.. (which is why im saying, if i didnt get high im stuck in the woods for a few hours bored..) hahaha

 

OK, I want to know all about this first time, masked. Please, give details...

 

hahaha I wish i could! unfortinutly, i havent done it yet.. I was supposed to today, but plans keep getting changed, its really disappointing!

 

Heres how it went..

First off, today was honestly the worst day to do this, ever! I need to tell you all about yesterday first.. Yesterday in school, we had 3 different lock downs occur (its a pretty bad school) We also had two fires set in our building, people trying to burn it down, we also had an emergency evacuation called, apparently there was some 'threat' in the school, So today, we had security guards at all the doors, and standing in every call! not to mention the insane amount of police! there were at least 5-10 police, and detectives in our school! so i was a bit freaked out..

i took about 5 or so huge hits, and held it in so long, i got completely stoned, it hit me so hard! we just finished smoking, then walked around the corner to head to school, and right away, everything started to spin, then about a minute later, i was completely gone! i remember walking down this side walk to get to school, and i was just so zoned out! i dont remember a thing, i remember talking really loudly and not making sense! and i was like, just in a different world, i didnt even know were i was, i was just following this guy, and every person that walked past me, scared the shit out of me! hahaha!

We get into class, and i didnt even remember how i got there! and the class was Cafeteria, were we make the food for the cafeteria and stuff.. (a complete slacker, easy class..) so, i get there, and about 30mins into the class, im just like "why isnt anybody wearing there uniform?!" it being the last day befour spring break, we didnt need to cook any food, so everyone just got to sit there and talk, and it confused me so much, i remember sitting in a chair not talking the whole class, just sitting there and i felt like i was floating, until somebody looked at me, then i would burst out laughing.

After that i went to my next block, and it was a computer class, and i was trying to do HTML coding, which is pretty damn difficult when your stoned as hell! hahaha that whole block just felt dream-like and unreal.

Then we had an assembly, the gym filled with cops.. they had a 'talk' to our school, to give lectures about all the stuff that happened the previous day, that was also a little nerve racking, after that assembly, it kind of wore off, and i just became very tired, and relaxed for the rest of the day.

the high lasted about 3-4 hours, and i can actually still feel the after glow right now, 6 hours later, except my head is killing me! this is the worst headache ive had in a loooong time, does this usually happen after smoking weed?

 

Sounds like a pretty awesome first high, but yeah.....probably not the best setting for a first-time smoke sesh. lol

In my experience, I mainly get headaches when I go too long without eating after a get stoned. I usually eat as soon as I start coming down. Have you eaten anything?

 

Holy shit I thought you lived in BC not downtown Camden.

 

Did you hear about it on the news of something?

 

ahhh I miss hiding when I smoked...it was so much fun. And it definitely sounds like you had an awesome first high...I wish my first high was that exciting

 

How is something like that not on the news is my question, I mean Camden joke aside I don't think that's a normal day in any bad school even in places like Camden and Detroit. I didn't know British Columbia had such violent public schools.

 

Shit, we used to have lockdowns at our school at least once per week, due to the frequency of gang fights, and also drug dogs roaming the halls just as often as we had the lockdowns. lol

 

Haha yeah, my school is pretty horrible, just outside Vancouver, we have code yellow lock downs (where teachers remain teaching, but we cant leave the class) due to drug dogs in the school, or a fight in the hall or something, a few times a week! and we have a few code red lock downs (where we actually have to hide and shit) usually like once a month, because of some threat people made to the school, or idiots showing up with weapons.

Last year, we had about 3-4 false fire alarms pulled, EVERY DAY! for about 1-2 months straight! it happened at least 100+ times, it really put our school in debt, which is why it sucks so much now! we have cops and security guards roaming the halls all day, and if you get caught in the halls with out a pass, your in shit! they are like nazis down there now, they're so paranoid something like this will happen again, even with a hall pass, if a teacher, cop, security guard, or anybody see's you, they will question you until they know every detail of where you are going! hahaha its insane, it really sucks..

 

I was trying to see if any of this was in the news, i'm supprised it isnt! It might be, maybe i didnt look hard enough, but i did find a bit of stuff, i remember all of this happening hahaha

http://www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/servlet/an/...kdown_090417/20090417?hub=BritishColumbiaHome

That was when i was in grade 9 or 10, i remember being in PE when it happened, we were in the gym and had no where to hide! hahaha

http://www.theprovince.com/news/Student+teachers+Abbotsford+Surrey+face+charges/3391683/story.html

I remember finding this out last year, i was pretty freaked out, cause this guy was one of MY teachers..

I couldnt find anything about the huge amount of fire alarms pulled, police inspections, 'gang' violence, or the lock downs, but its a pretty small school (only 900 students or so) so maybe thats why?