Where the hell is everyone?

My day was spent in bed...my night was spent at work posting here wishing I was in bed.

 

Shitty. Sorry you feel like crap. You work nights? What do you do?

 

Yeah, have had better days.
I look after the building in my album.
Boring...but it pays the bills.
Thankfully I can post here all the time...

 

what do you mean by this?

 

I'm an expert in the provision of integrated risk
protection - tailored to business needs, apparently.

http://www.advancesecurity.co.uk/

 

Oh I got that part. I'm just unfamiliar with the term 'album'

 

Lol. you plonker. odon

 

Damn, I love the terms you guys have, "You wanker!" "You plonker!" awesome, they're not really offensive, still sound funny, but they get the point across. So, I know wanker, but what exactly does plonker mean?

 

I'm here!

 

Lulu.

Btw y'all I'm off to uni. Have a great night.

And for you few Australian and New Zealand people, a great day!

 

cya.

 

I'd say "You Wanker" wasn't very nice.

Plonker:
A man who lets his girlfriend sleep with his male friends.


Ok, seriously... in the 1980s it had a new meaning of a stupid or inept person. This meaning gained very wide circulation through its frequent use in Only Fools and Horses, and has entered common usage.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plonker

 

hey gorgeous

 

wow. The insults you guys have are just as bad as ours. I just never knew it because they have such funny, easy to say names or terms.

So, calling somebody a plonker would actually be used when insulting the boyfriends of a slut. I like it

 

hey handsome!

 

how is your Thursday August the 20th going? :coolgleamA:

 

I do prefer the other meaning of "Plonker" I have to say.
I reserve these words for the internet.
In real life I'd be calling you a stupid fucking ****...and pulling this face, probably

 

its going ok. waiting for a call to hang out with a couple friends

yours?

 

Yea. Of course, you don't me me directly :frown:

 

I still have the talking birthday card that my mother gave me on my 18th birthday that had a picture of the cast on the front and a little speaker in the middle that said "Monjeour, Monjeur, you're supposed to look older you plonker"