Where the FUCK are my KEYS?!

what do you mean by "squatters in the house"...that does not sound good

 

I have a three bedroom half double and me and carri obviously only need one. Now that I dont have a kid anymore I have two spare bedrooms, so we have adopted this girl and her two toddlers.

So now I have 0 spare bedrooms. There's this whole rent arrangement that I let Carri negotiate so I am not expecting to see anything. In fact, I am already noticing the bad stuff. Like her kid throwing my keys out the window.

 

Beat his ass.

 

find them yet?

 

the squatter isnt paying rent?...maybe she can work it off




















..her first job could maybe be CLEANING YOUR DISGUSTING FRIDGE

 

He's not my responsibility. the mom isnt much better. She left my wet clothes out of the washer without drying them so she could do her laundry. I had to rewash them because they got mildew stinky.

 

I was kiddin about beating the kid haha :tongue: I'd tell that woman that she better step up and respect others.. that's just rude!

 

I left mine on a store windowsill once...in the 5 minutes before I thought to look there the store closed and they put my keys in a safe...ended up with some calls to the manager and twp police on another stores part and a friendly but disgruntled security guard...I was stoned at least half the time and the rest of the weed was in my car.

 

That's really a great idea! She's Carri's friend so ill tell carri to tell her to do it. and about the rent and money, I think she sells her food stamps. but I dont know for sure and have no affiliation with her if she does.

 

I lost a set of keys a few years back and still never found them...I left thenm hanging in the lock of one of those tool boxes that goes across the box of a truck....I was towing a huge trailer and a few hundred feet from where I started driving (with the keys still in the lock) I had to cross an abandoned railroad trestle (track removed and some ties were loose/missing ...this trestle is about 80-100 feet above a fast moving river and Im pretty sure my keys are still sitting on the bottom of that river right now

 

maybe they are downstream a little bit.

 

not too far...it was a huge set that probably had four or five rings with at least 30 keys total..it was not fun...and I had someone elses house keys on it because I was watching the place while they were on vacation

I had to help them break in when they came home because their other key was in the house


I did learn a lesson and now have two identical sets ...a copy of each and every key just in case

 

Carri has a copy of all the keys and so do both of our parents. oh wait... Im lazy and never had them copied. Its just me and carri have sets of all the keys. our parents dont have anything. I used to give my mom copies of keys, but ive changed cars and houses multiple times since then.

 

what did you learn from it?
may not be so worthless

 

I think that I learned that if i would have went when I wanted too, I wouldve got rained on.

but instead I went yesterday. I got some pics too.

 

Here are some pics of where I went.

 

keep looking in these threads, you must have dropped them somewhere between 0 and 1

 

Death your pants are falling down. :tongue:

Looks like a pretty place, though!