Where Is The Weirdest Place You've Ever Masturbated?

i masturbated on a public bus once. at around 5 pm in the afternoon

 

School library...taking a break from studying Organic Chemsitry

 

Not so much weird as dangerous, and I'm sure it's been mentioned before, but while driving...

 

Science center at school....I really hate organic chemistry

 

5th grade, both at the english and history classes, when I was 10yo

 

There's nothing better than when your driving in the summer
in a convertable with your legs open , one hand on the wheel and the other rubbing your clit, with the odd finger in your hole.

Its brilliant, but you have to be on a moterway though

 

in the art studio at university art class while the students were waiting for me to get on the model stand to pose.

 

at a college football game (american). I was seeing way too many girls in sun dresses and the cheerleaders were turning me the fuck on. lol

I went to the bathroom and had to whip it out.

 

in the stairwell in middle school I was cutting class

 

I guess under the blankets on a mixed hospital ward.

 

Last weekend, I was mowing the lawn for someone in my neighborhood and I felt really horny. So, I started by mowing the side lawn with my pants down and my butt showing. That just made me more horny so when I finished mowing the lawn I took off my pants completely and I started jacking off. Little did I realize that the homeowner was standing right next to me. Luckily he didn't see me and I ran to the other side of the house and put my pants back on. That was soooo scary but so sexy.

 

At the beach.
Whilst driving.
In a second hand book shop, took a book off the shelf and came in it... put the book back.

 

I used to travel to work on a bus at 5-30am and would wank then, or the time that I wanked in my mother-in-laws living room whilst i could she her in the dining room.
I have wank on Mother-in-laws bed,
I have done it on planes , I make sure that I wank at least once in every hotel room I stay in.

At the end of the day I'll masturbate anywhere

 

I can masturbate just by wearing tight pants and squeezing my thighs together. Girls have it good, huh? So, the weirdest place was probably during a friends daughters baptism. It was kind of boring.

 

Masturbating?

 

Heh. The baptism. Masturbating is never boring!

 

The weirdest place I ever masturbated was in a house under construction. This house was right on the beachfront. Only the stud framing had been started the day before which was friday. So, no one was working on it. The day was going to be a warm one lots of beach goers arriving early. I was enjoying my climbing pole method. Totally naked , I was climbing one of the plumbing poles coming out of the slab. I was in plain view, but , with the sun shining bright and me being in shade only not everyone could see me clearly. And it depended on the distance. Very excited!

 

In a church restroom, at the mall in my car, in fact, almost everywhere.

 

In your moms bed

 

You too? Small world.