Where Is The Weirdest Place You've Ever Masturbated?

Whilest driving on a highway and in the school library.

Infront of my mom's work when I was 6.

 

i would hav 2 say during an exam in science class. but man it felt heaps better 2 do it in public

 

In a library, along time ago.

 

internet cafee

 

ya

 

You need a girl. I mean, goddamn.

 

Ok, reading further I realize you're probably joking.

 

ya

 

while naked on a train - had to duck bellow the windows at stations...

 

once i got bored when walking home in the middle of the night and walked into the woods and did it. bathroom on an amtrak train (i know, its not that interesting). walked into other dorm rooms sometimes at boarding school to use the porn on other peoples computers.

sorry, nothing crazy.

 

In the woods
At the beach
At customers site in their computer closet
In my car
In my ex-inlaws house (no one home)
In st croix on a cliff facing the ocean
At night on the deck of a sailboat with my wife while the owners were below
ABS's
rest stops and let someone watch through the peep hole

 

Airport bathroom post-security, right outside my gate.

 

The craziest place I ever masturbated was in an airplane bathroom. In a laundromat. On a picnic table at a deserted park, while naked.

 

Despite the fact that my entire family are Southerners, I was mainly raised in the North of the country. However, once a month, or so, we would go South to spend a weekend at my Grandparent's place, and at the bottom of their garden was a magnificent holly tree, which was absolutely superb for climbing. Better still was that the dense evergreen foliage of the tree provided excellent cover for a typically horny adolescent, such as myself, as it was possible to have a clear view all around, without actually being seen from the other side.

I would regularly get a kick from sitting astride one of the branches, stripping right off and setting about masturbating, and whenever I got to the point of ejaculating I would get an additional kick from seeing how far I could squirt it into the undergrowth below.

Incidentally, although you might be thinking 'ouch' to the idea of masturbating whilst naked in a holly tree, it wasn't as bad as you might think, as most of the leaves were to be found towards the end of the branches, and I would be sitting across the branch towards the centre, with my back up against the trunk.

 

In a bus. Got horny.

 

on the beach a few times - nudist and normal; while walking in the mountains, in a airplane bathroom, friends houses, work - at my desk and in the bathroom, in my car while driving (lots of times), on the side of the road on a deserted country road, outside in my garden, in a change room in the mall, outside while looking over the wall at a hot neighbor - and many more that i cant think of right now

 

I have done it driving my whilst im working but my favourite is on the back of the bus.
Theres 15 -20 people in front of you all facing forwards and you're roping the pony just feet away.Amazing feeling.

 

museum, movie theather, office.

 

weirdest place...... i remember pulling it out in class one day back in 8th grade. the hottest girl in my grade sat beside me but she wasnt there that day. i didnt wack it. but i had a full on erection sticking out of my pants (back of class)

i used to work on a golf course. i did it multiple times
-employee bathrooms
-bathroom shacks spread around the actual course
-in golf carts in the cart barn
-on a trail in the woods in leaning against front of golf cart (late night no one left on course)
-and best would have to have been one night while i was closing alone. it was around 9-10pm after getting the last carts in the shack i drove out to one of the tee off boxes and pretty much stripped naked laying in the grass beside my cart wacking it. was pretty great on a chilly night laying in the grass looking up at a full sky of stars.... golf course was a private course in a country club neighborhood so houses were around. but none visible to my area i believe.

i was 16 at the time of working there.... so very horny and stupid

done it while driving down the road.. stopped in abandoned neighborhoods for a quickie aswell.

not really masturbating but gf gave me a bj in the kitchen in her house cause her grandpa was on the couch about 10ft away watching tv.... gotta do what ya gotta do

 

when I was 12 my mum used to have a friend of her sleep over sometimes, she used to come with her daughter who was the same age as me. During the night i once pulled my cock and start to masturbate in her hand, she pretend she didn't look at me but helped me and let me masturbate like this until i came in her hand