Where Is The Weirdest Place You've Ever Masturbated?

in my friend's bathroom, in the back of a church van on the way back from tennessee(the way back, on the luggage) i didnt cun on the luggage i was laying on it. on my couch, while me and my dad were watching tv, he was in front of me didn't notice. i've never been caught.

 

on a cAt walk in an office building thats also where i rolled my first joint and on a stack of bricks on a yard i was in the middle of everything oh and on the toilet

 

Outside where you know people can and should see you but somehow don't totally naked while imagining that someone is watching you and enjoying every second as you both get hotter and hotter - performance is vital.

 

I have a couple...
Hotel bed, while my sister was sleeping in it with me.
Also in front of the computer while my cousin was sleeping in the same room, right behind me, it was on cam and I think he was watching the screen.
Al so while on a couch under a blanket with this girl that I met, while holding hands with her.
In school, stuck my hand in my pocket and started playing with myself.
Oh, and in the pool while everyone was bumping in to me - probably the best.
Last one: In a graveyard, my girlfriend jerked me off.

 

I was staring at a girl in my 7th grade science class, and I was in the back of the room. We had tables instead of desks and the front was covered so nobody saw me.

 

Let's see...well, of course I did it ALL around my house and everything, and also my backyard. I did at schools, grandparent's houses, and pretty much anywhere I went. Of course I was alone when they happened, but the rush was awesome!

 

Every room in the house, in the backgarden at night over a burnt out fire, I could feel my spurts and then hear them sizzling on the embers. At the side of the road standing next to my motorbike, I had two topboxes so I could get my cock out and wank off between them in near perfect hiding. Alone in my mum inlaws bedroom with her bra stroking my balls while I shot, that was nice. In dozens of lay-bys when driving my lorry. Either in the cab or stood next to it, the design of the lorry meant my cock was hidden while I was wanking but I could see all around for onlookers. In my grandparents toilet at a family party. Well I was 16 and I hadn't wanked for over 12 hours so my balls were full to overflowing what else could I do ?
At work in toilets or just hidden from view in a stock room that overlooked the street. In my small van in car parks or my favourite place was supermarket car parks as they have a ready supply of yummy mummys to watch while you are wanking and spunking.

 

On a mountain. I climbed to the top of the mountain and did there.

 

In a hot tub with several other girls there, no one noticed me either! ^^

wait...does that make me bi??

 

I don't think you'd be bi just with that one incident...unless you did it several times in that fashion? :O

 

i've been rtying to do it everywhere i sleep:
in my aunts room, with my cousin, aunt and uncle speeping next to me; dasd house, i was on top bunk, stepbrother on bottom, he kept asking what the sound was; and friends house like 8,000000 times, and we sleep rite next to each toher



o yeah........ i got outta the shower one time, and it was in broad day ligth , so i opened all my curtains, and stood in the middle of the room j/o bukenaked

 

are u shure ur at the right forum,, they might have a place for u on the happyfarm.........:toetap05:

 

in my friends face

 

Just like F Nord, in an airplane. I was about 10 years old flying in from Mexico to SF and it was late and no one was awake. I put my jacket over me and went away. Now that I think about it, I was much braver back then, because I also used to do it in the back of my parents minivan when we were coming back from a visit. I had the whole back to myself, no seats and would just go nuts. now that I am older I really don't venture outside my house, but I have done it driving a few times.

 

i dont know about jacking off in weird places, but ive gotten my dick sucked at school outside in front of the mini gym. it was kinda scary cause we were right in front of the doors to the mini gym during lunch, and people were right around the corner and stuff. and the P.E. teachers come in and out of there sometimes, and if they would've caught us, me and my girlfriend would've been busted and not allowed to hang out with each other. we thought no one was in the mini gym cause it was locked, which is why we did it in front of it, but after i came and we were done, someone walked out. i dont know if they saw the show and didnt say anything, or if we just had good timing, but it was great.

 

i have masturbated in a car, on my parents bed. In my grandparents garden.
I would love to masturbate in a airplane bathroom sometime, maybe next time I fly somewhere.

 

i'll be honest,some of your posts get me crazy horny,its cool when i find chicks that masturbate as much as me

pm me

 

In school, class, bathroom and gym showers (individual showers separated with stall dividers, no doors or curtains though).
Once I was driving my friends new Infiniti SUV which had adaptive cruise control and lane assist (a feature that keeps your car in your lane on the freeway with no steering input from you). And it was dark and the highway was empty, so i got in the back, folded down the seats and layed down naked watching porn on my iPod touch for at least and hour and a half. I was travelling at 75 and a few cars passed me, but nobody seemed to notice. Except a truck driver who honked his horn (probably because he saw there was no driver). When I was done, I had travelled at least 100 miles. The SUV was still in the middle lane, though I should've taken an exit 5 miles back, no big deal though.
Also did it in a park, public restrooms, countless parking lots, and a movie theater.

 

In a cabin on a boat under my covers whilst talking to my friends,none of them noticed!

 

Years ago when I was smoking crack, I broke into a car and some chick around 25 left her purse in the car. I got around $450.00 out of her wallet a few credit cards and saw her license and a few pictures of her. She was hot. When I was going through her other stuff I found a bag of workout clothes and a pair of her dirty panties. Needless to say, I sniffed them and got an instant boner and jacked off in her back seat. When I was about to cum, I grabbed her salad dressing bottle from her bag and came in it. I ended up getting away with the money, two laptops, credit cards, a stereo system and 3 pairs of her used panties. I got a hotel room that nite and alot of crack and jacked off and smoked crack with her panties for almost two days!